Smirking_Saint Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 Join the 21st century Bob, it's the era of the hairless metro. At least beards are coming back in a big way though. They're on the way out again FWIW, I moved from full on beard back to stubble. That goes facially aswell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 They're on the way out again FWIW, I moved from full on beard back to stubble. That goes facially aswell Hobo-chic FTW!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 How many of you go to a barber's for a wet shave, do they offer wet shaves for balls ? yeah i even took video of my off-cut pube hair. Amazing! [VINE]h9PBY0Z2DIz[/VINE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 yeah i even took video of my off-cut pube hair. Amazing! thankfully that video is blocked ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 It is, tbf, bit grim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 yeah i even took video of my off-cut pube hair. Amazing! [VINE]h9PBY0Z2DIz[/VINE] So thats why it itches ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 If I did I would have to drag Mrs Stickman along, and I'm not sure that would be in anyone's best interests, least of all mine I know a good divorce lawyer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 A lot of gender bias on here re. the genital hair shaving / itching / maintenance issues. Sexist thread needs to be combined maybe. Or, with Bear at the helm and several others secretly lusting after other posters perhaps I should not push it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 I know a good divorce lawyer... I know a couple of bad ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 A lot of gender bias on here re. the genital hair shaving / itching / maintenance issues. Sexist thread needs to be combined maybe. Or, with Bear at the helm and several others secretly lusting after other posters perhaps I should not push it.. I am not helm! This is coxford-lou thread! And no-one is secretly lusting after her, we do it v.openly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 I am not helm! This is coxford-lou thread! And no-one is secretly lusting after her, we do it v.openly! Who said the lusting was aimed at just one poster Bear? This is the nice and friendly thread after all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 oh ok I spose I can lust a bit after the pompey lass too. Even, i.e., Smirking Saint, at a push. I just draw the line at Beltch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 oh ok I spose I can lust a bit after the pompey lass too. Even, i.e., Smirking Saint, at a push. I just draw the line at Beltch Lol, you sure you want to do that ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 I just draw the line at Beltch Very wise, Bear - Lou is giving him spots I've got a soft spot for Bletch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 12 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 12 March, 2015 I am not helm! This is coxford-lou thread! And no-one is secretly lusting after her, we do it v.openly! I like to think it's my amazing personality that's the cause of all this lusting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 I like to think it's my amazing personality that's the cause of all this lusting... I think your profile pic helps. Red lips, cute nose and the impression of a naughty secret. Plus the finger looks a little like an erection and balls ready for attention! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 I think your profile pic helps. Red lips, cute nose and the impression of a naughty secret. Plus the finger looks a little like an erection and balls ready for attention! I suspect that may see you moving down a few places on Lou's list, Jonnyboy, whereas: It's your rampant feminism that's doing it for me, Lou will hopefully see me moving up a few places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 12 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 12 March, 2015 I think your profile pic helps. Red lips, cute nose and the impression of a naughty secret. Plus the finger looks a little like an erection and balls ready for attention! LOL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 12 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 12 March, 2015 I suspect that may see you moving down a few places on Lou's list, Jonnyboy, whereas: It's your rampant feminism that's doing it for me, Lou will hopefully see me moving up a few places. Noooo.... 'Rampant feminism'. Ugh! Mood killer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 Noooo.... 'Rampant feminism'. Ugh! Mood killer! Drat:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 :thumbup::thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 I think the more sophisticated among us appreciate Lou's witty and erudite posts, along with her warm and sunny yet sensitive personality. Oh, and the avatar helps too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 It's your rampant feminism that's doing it for me, Lou +1 when i'm debasing a bird in the most degrading way possible, it's all the more sweet if the head pressed to the kitchen table is full of Rampant Feminist Ideals. I mean, assuming it goes down that way. I spose it's equally possible that Rampant Feminist would Strap On, but I would be ok with that too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 How many of you go to a barber's for a wet shave, do they offer wet shaves for balls ? I don't know but I certainly wouldn't let anyone near my meat and two veg with a cut throat razor!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 Lol, you sure you want to do that ? yeah tbf when we have the Big Saintsweb Swinging Party, and all throw our Avatars in a Hat, if I don't draw Lou, I will deffo be hoping for i.e. a pompeylass, rather than i.e. stevegrant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 12 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 12 March, 2015 I think the more sophisticated among us appreciate Lou's witty and erudite posts, along with her warm and sunny yet sensitive personality. Oh, and the avatar helps too! Aw, thanks Fowllyd! You've made my day, and overtaken Bucks in the process! See people - this is how to do nice and friendly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 fowllyd was being sarcastic ffs! he is Known for being Sarcastic! He's fowllyd - it's welsh word for sarcasm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 12 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 12 March, 2015 +1 when i'm debasing a bird in the most degrading way possible, it's all the more sweet if the head pressed to the kitchen table is full of Rampant Feminist Ideals. I mean, assuming it goes down that way. I spose it's equally possible that Rampant Feminist would Strap On, but I would be ok with that too Could you be more specific re. 'Debasing a bird in most degrading way possible'? Are we talking doggy style? Or other? Need to know to understand context of rest of post... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 12 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 12 March, 2015 fowllyd was being sarcastic ffs! he is Known for being Sarcastic! He's fowllyd - it's welsh word for sarcasm! No he wasn't !! He meant it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 Could you be more specific re. 'Debasing a bird in most degrading way possible'? Are we talking doggy style? Or other? Need to know to understand context of rest of post... eh? I meant i would be standing other side of room, singing GYTOFTL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 No he wasn't !! He meant it!!! don't be dumb lou, the clue was in fowllyd's v.first proposition! when he referred to himself as "sophisticated" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 yeah tbf when we have the Big Saintsweb Swinging Party, and all throw our Avatars in a Hat, if I don't draw Lou, I will deffo be hoping for i.e. a pompeylass, rather than i.e. stevegrant I'm bored of my avatar, I think I will look for a new one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 make it +sex one. Avatars is v.important. I wouldn't get away with half the horrid things i say, if my Avatar didn't look so cheerful + innocent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 yeah tbf when we have the Big Saintsweb Swinging Party, and all throw our Avatars in a Hat, if I don't draw Lou, I will deffo be hoping for i.e. a pompeylass, rather than i.e. stevegrant Hang on, I haven't got an avatar, what am I gonna be doing? - stood around holding everyone's bloody handbags and coats, and playing with myself, I suppose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 I'd forgotten that I turned the avatars off on this board about 5 years ago. I was getting a sore neck every time I read Master Bates' posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 Hang on, I haven't got an avatar, what am I gonna be doing? - stood around holding everyone's bloody handbags and coats, and playing with myself, I suppose no offence but non-avatar bros will prob not even be invited. You will be stuck at home looking after the Registers. I would suggest, get an Avatar. If you cannot afford an Avatar, one will be assigned to you from our Charity Bin (like I had to do with tokyos one time) but you will not like it (tokyos was of him being +bummed by bear. He did like it, but he wasn't sposed to ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 +1 when i'm debasing a bird in the most degrading way possible, it's all the more sweet if the head pressed to the kitchen table is full of Rampant Feminist Ideals. I mean, assuming it goes down that way. I spose it's equally possible that Rampant Feminist would Strap On, but I would be ok with that too You don't mind being the debasee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 no offence but non-avatar bros will prob not even be invited. You will be stuck at home looking after the Registers. I would suggest, get an Avatar. If you cannot afford an Avatar, one will be assigned to you from our Charity Bin (like I had to do with tokyos one time) but you will not like it (tokyos was of him being +bummed by bear. He did like it, but he wasn't sposed to ) Did Tokes having an avatar of him being bummed by a bear help him to be taken more seriously by the lounger chaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 You don't mind being the debasee? Yeah. Sometimes I feel bad for birds that they always seem to get the slimy end of the dick, but what can you do? The other end is attached. It would be nice to redress the balance + Equality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 no offence but non-avatar bros will prob not even be invited. You will be stuck at home looking after the Registers. I would suggest, get an Avatar. If you cannot afford an Avatar, one will be assigned to you from our Charity Bin (like I had to do with tokyos one time) but you will not like it (tokyos was of him being +bummed by bear. He did like it, but he wasn't sposed to ) Think this would be an appropriate avatar for you Bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 don't be dumb lou, the clue was in fowllyd's v.first proposition! when he referred to himself as "sophisticated" Were this not the nice, friendly thread, my response might be along the lines of: "F*ck you, urswipe! I'm the soul of sophisti-f*cking-cation I'll have you know!" But, as it is the nice, friendly thread, I'll just have to gently suggest that you are in fact more than somewhat mistaken in you view. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 Yeah i like him. Top 5 Bears! 1. sy 2. Paedo 3. Yogi 4. Charmin' toilet 5. Pooh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 I like to think it's my amazing personality that's the cause of all this lusting... Of course, but I do think you are underplaying your pint drinking and filthy swearing Lou Lou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 Aw, thanks Fowllyd! You've made my day, and overtaken Bucks in the process! See people - this is how to do nice and friendly! :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 Were this not the nice, friendly thread, my response might be along the lines of: "F*ck you, urswipe! I'm the soul of sophisti-f*cking-cation I'll have you know!" But, as it is the nice, friendly thread, I'll just have to gently suggest that you are in fact more than somewhat mistaken in you view. ok ok but pls fowllyd don't puff up lou like that. It's taken bros weeks of insults and patronising to knock her down to acceptable level. We don't want her getting b.headed Again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 ok ok but pls fowllyd don't puff up lou like that. It's taken bros weeks of insults and patronising to knock her down to acceptable level. We don't want her getting b.headed Again! Follywd?? How do you even pronounce that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 Follywd?? How do you even pronounce that? Well you certainly won't be able to pronounce it if you can't spell it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 (edited) I think the more sophisticated among us appreciate Lou's witty and erudite posts, along with her warm and sunny yet sensitive personality. Follywd?? How do you even pronounce that? S-l-i-m-y C-r-e-e-p. Edited 12 March, 2015 by Halo Stickman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 Flloyd-w? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 S-l-i-m-y C-r-e-e-p. Actually I was thinking 'B-r-o-w-n n-o-s-e' but we're on the same page! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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