PompeyLass Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 Excellent. If there was one thing this thread lacked it was a bit of blackmail, and now it has it! Blackmail does not belong on the nice friendly thread ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 The nice, friendly thread has always had Sinister Undertones. I feel the same way about Philip Schofield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 I'm glad I'm not the only one who falls prey to sinister undertones with thinking about Philip Schofield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 13 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 13 March, 2015 Blackmail does not belong on the nice friendly thread ! Unless it's blackmail in the style of 50 shades of grey... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 13 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 13 March, 2015 Oh no, not "all" crackshot, have kept a few tucked up my sleeve if you get any more ideas about me slipping down the thumbs table sweet killer I've got more on you than you've got on me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 I've got more on you than you've got on me! Yikes! (Translation for non nice and friendly people = **** **** ****) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 Yikes! (Translation for non nice and friendly people = **** **** ****) Have you got any jobs going for translators - I'm fluent in asterisks in several languages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 Have you got any jobs going for translators - I'm fluent in asterisks in several languages. **** yeah. Maybe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 Actually, faraway, when I was googling for that, I noticed that there's more than one woman with a taste for bear-slaying. Yet, if you enter the woods Of a summer evening late, When the night-air cools on the trout-ringed pools Where the bear whistles his mate And tracks her vaginal scent Across far-flung fields and broken brooks You will hear the beat of his ursine feet And the swish of a skirt in the dew, Steadily cantering through The misty solitudes, As though they perfectly knew The old lost road through the woods…. But there is no road through the woods, for where two hearts enter, but one can leave, with dripping fanny be-thrilled, and quite empty. She wanted none of the great bear's seed For his great bloody carcass was plenty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 Yet, if you enter the woods Of a summer evening late, When the night-air cools on the trout-ringed pools Where the bear whistles his mate And tracks her vaginal scent Across far-flung fields and broken brooks You will hear the beat of his ursine feet And the swish of a skirt in the dew, Steadily cantering through The misty solitudes, As though they perfectly knew The old lost road through the woods…. But there is no road through the woods, for where two hearts enter, but one can leave, with dripping fanny be-thrilled, and quite empty. She wanted none of the great bear's seed For his great bloody carcass was plenty. Lou will weep, and so will I You should enter that on the American Gun-Law Thread - see what One_Sarnia_ Short_ Of_ A_ Picnic_ Saint makes of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 Lou will weep, and so will I You should enter that on the American Gun-Law Thread - see what One_Sarnia_ Short_ Of_ A_ Picnic_ Saint makes of it At a guess, "LOL". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 Yet, if you enter the woods Of a summer evening late, When the night-air cools on the trout-ringed pools Where the bear whistles his mate And tracks her vaginal scent Across far-flung fields and broken brooks You will hear the beat of his ursine feet And the swish of a skirt in the dew, Steadily cantering through The misty solitudes, As though they perfectly knew The old lost road through the woods…. But there is no road through the woods, for where two hearts enter, but one can leave, with dripping fanny be-thrilled, and quite empty. She wanted none of the great bear's seed For his great bloody carcass was plenty. So to sum up - the fat stalker didn't get laid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 woah who you calling fat stalker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 I can't help feeling, that I quite want to bang coxford_lou. Is it gentleman to say so? Banging is usually it's own incentive, but the added benefit here, is that no matter how traumatic the experience proves for either, or both, parties, it will be a v.amusing story thread on muppet show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 13 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 13 March, 2015 I can't help feeling, that I quite want to bang coxford_lou. Is it gentleman to say so? Banging is usually it's own incentive, but the added benefit here, is that no matter how traumatic the experience proves for either, or both, parties, it will be a v.amusing story thread on muppet show I'd be offended if you didn't, Bear. But I think creating a thread about banging anyone could be embarrassing for said person. I'm still reeling from the 'what does CL look like' thread. Very gentlemanly of you to check first, I must say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 I'd be offended if you didn't, Bear. But I think creating a thread about banging anyone could be embarrassing for said person. I'm still reeling from the 'what does CL look like' thread. Very gentlemanly of you to check first, I must say. But if no one starts a thread how will we know it happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 I'd be offended if you didn't, Bear. But I think creating a thread about banging anyone could be embarrassing for said person. I'm still reeling from the 'what does CL look like' thread. Very gentlemanly of you to check first, I must say. How pathetic is it that I find the idea of the thread, just as exciting as the banging? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 13 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 13 March, 2015 But if no one starts a thread how will we know it happened? Bearsy may rule the roost on Saintsweb. But that doesn't mean he always gets what he wants... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 13 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 13 March, 2015 How pathetic is it that I find the idea of the thread, just as exciting as the banging? Bearsy, you were so cool before! Don't become pathetic! Then I won't like you anymore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 13 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 13 March, 2015 . Just playing hard to get! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 Gotcha. Standby to witness My Best Moves Edit: But not right now, I'm going out now. Standby to receive Best Moves and Pestering Advances within 48-72 hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 I'm just saying if forum members are pairing up then dibs on Alps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 I'm just saying if forum members are pairing up then dibs on Alps. I'm assuming your after a cheap skiing holiday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 I'm just saying if forum members are pairing up then dibs on Alps. Good luck with the pillow talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 But I think creating a thread about banging anyone could be embarrassing for said person. Especially if it got less views than the Top 5 Crisps thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 (edited) I'm assuming your after a cheap skiing holiday? It's "you're" not your, grrr Edited 13 March, 2015 by Big Bad Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 You're grrr Well now Bob, I've consulted the urban dictionary and looked up various lists of acronyms and I'm still none the wiser – dare I ask what the hell you're on about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 Well now Bob, I've consulted the urban dictionary and looked up various lists of acronyms and I'm still none the wiser – dare I ask what the hell you're on about? I've edited it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 13 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 13 March, 2015 Gotcha. Standby to witness My Best Moves Edit: But not right now, I'm going out now. Standby to receive Best Moves and Pestering Advances within 48-72 hours I can't wait! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 It's "you're" not your, grrr Oh yeah, sorry Bob, I know that is a pet hate of you'res Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 Oh yeah, sorry Bob, I know that is a pet hate of you'res Sorry, dropped into Bletch mode then, won't happen again this is the "nice and friendly" thread after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 Sorry, dropped into Bletch mode then, won't happen again this is the "nice and friendly" thread after all. Yeah, Grammar Warden Bletch has already issued me a ticket for my 'auto-ego' this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 So friends, what is everyone doing with their weekends? Anything fun planned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 So friends, what is everyone doing with their weekends? Anything fun planned? I hope you're not trying to blow smoke up our backsides, KRG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 I hope you're not trying to blow smoke up our backsides, KRG Rumbled I was trying to be good! I was saying how sexism is bad for men! I was fighting for the mens Halo :'( Alas, where is Lou, I have some more sucking up to do it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 How cute, they're talking about me on another thread now. I think they like me deep down really. It's ok, KRG is v friendly. Hugs for all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 Rumbled I was trying to be good! I was saying how sexism is bad for men! I was fighting for the mens Halo :'( Alas, where is Lou, I have some more sucking up to do it seems. It's Friday afternoon, chill-out in TMS for the rest of the day, KRG; although watch out for those grammar wardens - they're very restless atm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 It's Friday afternoon, chill-out in TMS for the rest of the day, KRG; although watch out for those grammar wardens - they're very restless atm! I still like the insinuation I'm angry. I'm in a really good mood, it's Friday How about you Halo, anything fun on the w/e? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 I still like the insinuation I'm angry. I'm in a really good mood, it's Friday How about you Halo, anything fun on the w/e? Normal beer or three Friday night. Supporting Mrs Stickman at one of her work events tomorrow morning. Gillette Soccer Saturday etc in afternoon. Then Sunday will revolve around the Chelsea game. Be a lot of fun if we win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 Normal beer or three Friday night. Supporting Mrs Stickman at one of her work events tomorrow morning. Gillette Soccer Saturday etc in afternoon. Then Sunday will revolve around the Chelsea game. Be a lot of fun if we win! Ah, sounds most pleasant. Hope you have a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 Ah, sounds most pleasant. Hope you have a good one Cheers mate, you have a good one too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 Cheers mate, you have a good one too. Awwww, is that a virtual man hug ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 HRumbled I was trying to be good! I was saying how sexism is bad for men! I was fighting for the mens Halo :'( Alas, where is Lou, I have some more sucking up to do it seems. Coz this is the friendly thread, I am going to help you compete with Bear: sucking up to Lou is not required and indeed will only provide temporary heart and crotch warming happiness. Notice who tops the Thumbs up great list of Lou likeys (or TUG LOLL, for short)? Yes me, who secured the dizzy heights of likey love-in triumph by simply turning out for a beer and a chat several times with said Bear-slaying Lou. It is a basic but effective recipe but one I feel I should share. Farmhouse anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 Awwww, is that a virtual man hug ? I hope so. KRG is v pro-hugs. Hugs for all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 So friends, what is everyone doing with their weekends? Anything fun planned? Being friendly on the friendly thread! Securing new job today after short period of unemployment! Starting to consider how best to unleash secrets of last employment on to the main thread (we discussed this Lou!)! Dinner and beers tonight to celebrate new income. Soccer Saturday tomorrow. Chelsea Sunday. Sweet. Have a good one everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 H Coz this is the friendly thread, I am going to help you compete with Bear: sucking up to Lou is not required and indeed will only provide temporary heart and crotch warming happiness. Notice who tops the Thumbs up great list of Lou likeys (or TUG LOLL, for short)? Yes me, who secured the dizzy heights of likey love-in triumph by simply turning out for a beer and a chat several times with said Bear-slaying Lou. It is a basic but effective recipe but one I feel I should share. Farmhouse anyone? Thanks, Bucks. Your friendliness and advice is appreciated, i shall try to take this on board Next time I get to a game, which I must confess is no where near as often as I would like, I shall see who is around and say hello. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 I still like the insinuation I'm angry. I'm in a really good mood, it's Friday How about you Halo, anything fun on the w/e? At the risk of sounding like Hypo, who insinuated (or even suggested) that you were angry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 Being friendly on the friendly thread! Securing new job today after short period of unemployment! Starting to consider how best to unleash secrets of last employment on to the main thread (we discussed this Lou!)! Dinner and beers tonight to celebrate new income. Soccer Saturday tomorrow. Chelsea Sunday. Sweet. Have a good one everyone Oh no, am I doing this thread wrong too? Congrats on your new job, that is excellent news As someone who experienced I a prolonged period of unemployment I know what a relief it is to get a new job. Enjoy your celebrations and the rest of your weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 At the risk of sounding like Hypo, who insinuated (or even suggested) that you were angry? You really are one angry, jumped up little internet warrior aren't you?! I wasn't accusing you, I was asking a question to continue the debate. Of course, anyone with low self-esteem would see that as a dig and go on a massive rant... Can I ask what you are doing personally to help the eradication of sexism? Or are you just working on aggressive posturing on message boards instead and trying to appear holier than thou? Massive sense of humour failure with regards to iansums comment too. You've spent too much time trying to blow smoke up the asses of forum no-marks like Coxford Lou and lapping up the compliments. Take a look at yourself. It's probably a bit more than an insinuation, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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