Master Bates Posted 14 August, 2008 Share Posted 14 August, 2008 (edited) Just went out for a cigarette when I heard a woman screaming, I looked up the road and saw some guy in a suit run past and then a big fat woman ran past holding her handbag and shouting "My purse, my purse" So I ran after him along with one of my Polish workers who was there at the time. Needless to say the thief jumped a garden fence, got out in to Dorset Street and run towards Bevois Valley. I failed to be a hero. Edited 14 August, 2008 by Master Bates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 14 August, 2008 Share Posted 14 August, 2008 If you weren't a smoker, you may have caught him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 14 August, 2008 Share Posted 14 August, 2008 shame you didnt stop him, he would have stabbed you.:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 14 August, 2008 Share Posted 14 August, 2008 if you weren't so meek and pathetic you may have caught him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted 14 August, 2008 Share Posted 14 August, 2008 Do you get a refund on your £5 membership fee if you die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 14 August, 2008 Share Posted 14 August, 2008 I can't believe I outran a fat lady and two fat men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 14 August, 2008 Share Posted 14 August, 2008 Do you get a refund on your £5 membership fee if you die? Yes, it will be transfered to you bank account in hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 14 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 14 August, 2008 I had shoes on, shoes aren't good for running or climbing in shame you didnt stop him, he would have stabbed you.:confused: Didn't even think about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 14 August, 2008 Share Posted 14 August, 2008 Did you give the fat lady some money to get a McChicken Sandwich? You failed to catch the thief who stole her purse therefore the least you could have done was feed her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 14 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 14 August, 2008 Did you give the fat lady some money to get a McChicken Sandwich? You failed to catch the thief who stole her purse therefore the least you could have done was feed her. Nah she ran straight across the busy main road, lucky not to have got knocked over. A female taxi driver carried on where I finished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 14 August, 2008 Share Posted 14 August, 2008 The fat women was me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 14 August, 2008 Share Posted 14 August, 2008 Nah she ran straight across the busy main road, lucky not to have got knocked over. A female taxi driver carried on where I finished. Essruu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 14 August, 2008 Share Posted 14 August, 2008 The fat women was me. a big fat woman ran unlikely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 14 August, 2008 Share Posted 14 August, 2008 unlikely U gob****e, im a shadow of the former man now i have lost 1 stone and 2 pounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 14 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 14 August, 2008 unlikely Ok moved faster than a joggers pace but not running. At least I gave it a go, who else would be stupid enough to run after a theif? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 14 August, 2008 Share Posted 14 August, 2008 Ok moved faster than a joggers pace but not running. At least I gave it a go, who else would be stupid enough to run after a theif? the police Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 14 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 14 August, 2008 Yeah i'll let you have that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 14 August, 2008 Share Posted 14 August, 2008 Ok moved faster than a joggers pace but not running. At least I gave it a go, who else would be stupid enough to run after a theif? What is this 'theif' you speak of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 14 August, 2008 Share Posted 14 August, 2008 What is this 'theif' you speak of? He was implying thiefs are illiterate but comically spelling thief wrong, come on Jill, keep up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 14 August, 2008 Share Posted 14 August, 2008 Ok moved faster than a joggers pace but not running. At least I gave it a go, who else would be stupid enough to run after a theif? You could have run after him, yelled out and called him a c*n*, then when he's riled up enough and running towards you with the intention of beating you to a pulp, you could have run back toward the lady. I think of everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 14 August, 2008 Share Posted 14 August, 2008 was he Irish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 14 August, 2008 Share Posted 14 August, 2008 You could have run after him, yelled out and called him a c*n*, then when he's riled up enough and running towards you with the intention of beating you to a pulp, you could have run back toward the lady. I think of everything. He could have ran back to the lady backwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 14 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 14 August, 2008 He was implying thiefs are illiterate but comically spelling thief wrong, come on Jill, keep up. Yeah that's it I don't know what he was, except a c*nt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 14 August, 2008 Share Posted 14 August, 2008 TBF Nathan Dyer is pretty quick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 14 August, 2008 Share Posted 14 August, 2008 TBF Nathan Dyer is pretty quick Racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 14 August, 2008 Share Posted 14 August, 2008 Just went out for a cigarette when I heard a woman screaming, I looked up the road and saw some guy in a suit run past and then a big fat woman ran past shouting "My purse, my purse" So I ran after him along with one of my Polish workers who was there at the time. Needless to say the thief jumped a garden fence, got out in to Dorset Street and run towards Bevois Valley. I failed to be a hero. I had shoes on, shoes aren't good for running or climbing in Didn't even think about that. I'd say that was a good match. You both had shoes on, but he was wearing a suit. And he still out run you, did you really try MB?? I wonder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 14 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 14 August, 2008 I'd say that was a good match. You both had shoes on, but he was wearing a suit. And he still out run you, did you really try MB?? I wonder. I tried my best, that's all one can do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 14 August, 2008 Share Posted 14 August, 2008 All that f*cking running and the bag was empty anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 14 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 14 August, 2008 How do you know? she still had that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Shearer Posted 14 August, 2008 Share Posted 14 August, 2008 Should have done the old Crocidile Dundee trick. Chucked a can of coke or beans at the thief and knocked him out. Of course you would then be done for assualt or some other stupid charge at some later point for being a hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 14 August, 2008 Share Posted 14 August, 2008 After watching I-Robot I don't intervene with bag snatchers anyway, in case they're being useful... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 14 August, 2008 Share Posted 14 August, 2008 He was implying thiefs are illiterate but comically spelling thief wrong, come on Jill, keep up. Apparently, some bloody nameless professor of Cambridge University is fed up with correcting spelling errors, and so has recently put forward the proposal that mistakes should just be considered an alternative form of the word. Which pretty much buggers up the last thing I'm reasonably proud to be half-decent at. Of course, I don't agree with his proposal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 14 August, 2008 Share Posted 14 August, 2008 Apparently, some bloody nameless professor of Cambridge University is fed up with correcting spelling errors, and so has recently put forward the proposal that mistakes should just be considered an alternative form of the word. Which pretty much buggers up the last thing I'm reasonably proud to be half-decent at. Of course, I don't agree with his proposal. G onhe thoa osohjtj ols sewity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 14 August, 2008 Share Posted 14 August, 2008 You weren't trying hard enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 14 August, 2008 Share Posted 14 August, 2008 Apparently, some bloody nameless professor of Cambridge University is fed up with correcting spelling errors, and so has recently put forward the proposal that mistakes should just be considered an alternative form of the word. Which pretty much buggers up the last thing I'm reasonably proud to be half-decent at. Of course, I don't agree with his proposal. Hopefully mistakes in grammar will also be considered 'alternative...' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints-cris Posted 14 August, 2008 Share Posted 14 August, 2008 If it helps.. you're my hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 14 August, 2008 Share Posted 14 August, 2008 MB a tip , if you want to catch a thief next time run in the same direction as him not the opposite way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 14 August, 2008 Share Posted 14 August, 2008 If you weren't a smoker, you may have caught him if he wasn't a smoker , he wouldn't have been outside in the first place!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 15 August, 2008 Share Posted 15 August, 2008 All that weed in your system, it slows you down. I hope im playing upfront next time your'e running line! Ill always be onside! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 15 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 15 August, 2008 MB a tip , if you want to catch a thief next time run in the same direction as him not the opposite way if he wasn't a smoker , he wouldn't have been outside in the first place!! Good point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 15 August, 2008 Share Posted 15 August, 2008 I think its the thought which counts. Not many people would have bothered in todays soceity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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