The Reform Thread

[Turkish]

21 hours ago, sadoldgit said:

I genuinely feel sorry for you Duckie. You think that a random bloke on the internet is lying to you yet you believed everything Nigel Farage told you about Brexit. You’d be absolutely useless on The Traitors.

Here’s another one that will upset you. I didn’t mention it before as it doesn’t involve being particularly bright. A guy in the year below me had a long career playing centre half for Charlton. He marked Ted MacDougall when they hammered us 6-2 at The Valley (in torrential rain as I remember) and also played in the reverse fixture when we beat them 3-1 at The Dell.

He was a solid player at school but nothing special. There were certainly two or three players better so it was a surprise when he turned pro. 

Fuck me they want to send scientists down to your school to see what the secret is. A who’s who of 70s and 80s superheroes came from that gene pool. I predict a Netflix drama on the South London postcode which breeds legends.  Kind of the opposite of Stranger Things where every person that gets touched gets super powers . No wonder you’re so bitter all your old “mates” smashing it out the park whilst you’ve ended up being a joke figure on football forums 

Edited 6 hours ago by Turkish

[Holmes_and_Watson]

1 hour ago, Turkish said:

Fuck me they want to send scientists down to your school to see what the secret is. A who’s who of 70s and 80s superheroes came from that gene pool. I predict a Netflix drama on the South London postcode which breeds legends.  Kind of the opposite of Stranger Things where every person that gets touched gets super powers . No wonder you’re so bitter all your old “mates” smashing it out the park whilst you’ve ended up being a joke figure on football forums 

I know SOG won't consider it crime of the century. But if anyone at your school says that if they touch you, you'll get superpowers, then report them to a teacher or the police.

If it's a teacher or a visiting member of the police that's said it to you, then go to someone more moral to help you report it. Like a priest.