The Burnham Years - Can the new(ish) broom sweep clean?

[Gloucester Saint]

47 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said:

I don't think I've ever seen a more obvious case of the Dunning Kruger effect than in this thread today. 

The total lack of self-awareness is truly something to behold.

Even Freddie Kruger would have been ashamed by today’s pronouncements. 

[Weston Super Saint]

20 minutes ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

Thread Crossover!

Presumably,  not everyone crossing the channel we leave to drown, will actually drown. Some will make it, giving us quite a lot of dinghies...lots of apparently stealing, surplus to requirements old people, and a large body of water to push them all out into.

Just booking a seat for those that want impoverished old people, because one day it may be them. 🙂
 

You're ignoring survival of the fittest!

Those are exactly the immigrants we want. They've already proved they're winners so will be top bracket tax payers and net contributors.

Come on, start thinking exponentially!!

[Osvaldorama]

 

LOL. I wondered how David Brent was going to U-turn on all his empty promises. 
 

I guess now we know. Here come more tax rises. 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

51 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said:

You're ignoring survival of the fittest!

Those are exactly the immigrants we want. They've already proved they're winners so will be top bracket tax payers and net contributors.

Come on, start thinking exponentially!!

I took it for granted that the survivors would be embraced into our society regardless of extremist views, criminal convictions and whether or not they had read a pamphlet gently pointing out that rape is bad.

That they've hands on experience of sea crossings, and their age, fast tracks them into our navy for a start. They can go out, flip over the boats all the pensioners have fallen off, and return them. Either for more pensioners, or as naval vessels to send to war against Argentina.

Much has been made of these men invading our town centres. Excellent. Because they are just the people to eliminate our feckless, balaclava wearing youth. Obviously, for cultural reasons, all immigrants can wear balaclavas. But are free to fight and expose intimidating thuggery blighting our nation. This experience also fast tracks them into the police; an organisation that also never bothered with pamphlet reading.

In just a couple of posts, we've eliminated poor pensioners; solved armed forces recruitment; increased our defence capability; given rape crisis centres plenty of work; removed urban crime and boosted our law enforcement. 🙂

 

Edited 2 hours ago by Holmes_and_Watson

[whelk]

1 hour ago, Osvaldorama said:

 

LOL. I wondered how David Brent was going to U-turn on all his empty promises. 
 

I guess now we know. Here come more tax rises. 

More stuff to shit yourself about? Maybe up and leave? You’ve lost your country so what’s left?

[whelk]

1 hour ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

I took it for granted that the survivors would be embraced into our society regardless of extremist views, criminal convictions and whether or not they had read a pamphlet gently pointing out that rape is bad.

That they've hands on experience of sea crossings, and their age, fast tracks them into our navy for a start. They can go out, flip over the boats all the pensioners have fallen off, and return them. Either for more pensioners, or as naval vessels to send to war against Argentina.

Much has been made of these men invading our town centres. Excellent. Because they are just the people to eliminate our feckless, balaclava wearing youth. Obviously, for cultural reasons, all immigrants can wear balaclavas. But are free to fight and expose intimidating thuggery blighting our nation. This experience also fast tracks them into the police; an organisation that also never bothered with pamphlet reading.

In just a couple of posts, we've eliminated poor pensioners; solved armed forces recruitment; increased our defence capability; given rape crisis centres plenty of work; removed urban crime and boosted our law enforcement. 🙂

 

I think there is a case for making them all helps build prisons, hose down the pavements, clear graffiti and plant flowerbeds and maintain them.

[Weston Super Saint]

25 minutes ago, whelk said:

I think there is a case for making them all helps build prisons, hose down the pavements, clear graffiti and plant flowerbeds and maintain them.

Flowerbeds? Flowerbeds? We shouldn't be encouraging these hoodlums to cultivate weeds.

[Osvaldorama]

1 hour ago, whelk said:

More stuff to shit yourself about? Maybe up and leave? You’ve lost your country so what’s left?

I do find it exceptionally funny that a bunch of you Labour voting fannies throw insults at me for saying that the government have no idea what they’re doing financially. 
 

Now they’ve just openly admitted it. Expect more tax rises and even higher prices