Shooting Coach

[Paulwantsapint81]

I have no idea who if anyone currently has this role

Maybe a bit job for the boys but could the current squad benefit from MLT/James Beattie/SRL giving advice/wisdom on how to hit a ball hard past the keeper ?

[Willo of Whiteley]

I’ll volunteer, it would still be an upgrade ✌🏻

Edited 8 hours ago by Willo of Whiteley

[Toussaint]

Shooting plus overcoming the desire to create the perfectly crafted goal. Just give it a dig!

[Turkish]

Yeah we often have it suggested we should bring in Beattie or Ricky Lambert in to teach our strikers how to stick the ball in the net, they'd be wide eyed filled with wonder like an 8 years old attending a summer camp. I've no idea why we haven't done it. Perhaps a suggestion for the @St Louis and the FAB?

Edited 7 hours ago by Turkish

[disconnect]

(Having looked it up) Beattie is currently a first team coach at Reading, and has had some limited success as a manager in the lower leagues, so could be a good addition. At some point there was a rumour he was joining the coaching staff, but it never happened. Agree on the need for someone to drill it into them that just putting your foot through it rather than scoring some sort of Barcelona style dream goal is best. 

[Lighthouse]

I highly doubt that Beattie, Tiss or any of our other previous strikers have some special secret that our current coaches are not aware of. Larin was the league's top scorer before his injury and Azaz has hardly struggled either. Our coaches are generally speaking fine, it's a combination of natural talent and confidence. 

[VectisSaint]

Seems a touch drastic 

 

 

 

Before Saturday we were the League top scorers, Bree and Weli have scored screamers (possibly others). Always seems to be knee jerk reaction to one bad day at the office. 

Edited 6 hours ago by VectisSaint

[OnceaSaintalwaysaSaint]

And can we also have a throw in coach? Presently, I'd rather they just gave the ball to the opposition to throw in, that's how bad our throw ins are.

[Turkish]

58 minutes ago, Lighthouse said:

I highly doubt that Beattie, Tiss or any of our other previous strikers have some special secret that our current coaches are not aware of. Larin was the league's top scorer before his injury and Azaz has hardly struggled either. Our coaches are generally speaking fine, it's a combination of natural talent and confidence. 

and repetition, practising the same move over and over and over again until it becomes drilled in. Kane, Henry, Haaland will all tell you that. They're not kids, they dont need a former player from 10 years ago to come in and show them what to do. They need to stay on the training ground with 100 balls after every session and practise the same finish until they can do it with their eyes closed.

[Zorba]

And our corners are shit. What happened to the Conga up to the penalty spot? 

[Zorba]

Just now, Zorba said:

And our corners are shit. What happened to the Conga up to the penalty spot? 

The Tonda Conga is no Longa!

[rallyboy]

I thought Gibson was demanding further punishment when I saw the thread title.

[stknowle]

3 hours ago, VectisSaint said:

Seems a touch drastic 

 

 

 

 

Indeed it does. Even if we hadn’t scored a single goal this season I still wouldn’t advocate shooting any of the coaches.

[Toussaint]

3 minutes ago, stknowle said:

Indeed it does. Even if we hadn’t scored a single goal this season I still wouldn’t advocate shooting any of the coaches.

What about Russ, not fatally, just in the buttocks or his hair? 

[bpsaint]

Instead of a shooting coach perhaps we could try just not signing shit strikers.