Disco Stu

Heaton is England's best goalkeeper without a doubt. All the others are either ****e, lack experience or both.

I blame his leaving for our relegation.

He's an improvement on our first team so a big YES from me. It's about time we stop gambling with unknowns and get someone with experience at this level.

I think he needs to be loaned out. It's the only feasible way he's going to get a regular spot in one (his favoured) position. I'm sure there are plenty of Championship clubs that would find him useful and I think that league is a great league to develop your game on a physical level.

Why do we always end up signing such utter dicks?

Two games in a row we have started with the wrong team and we've paid the price.

That's two games in a row now we've started with the wrong team and we've paid the price.

Normally I would be annoyed they just killed 2 minutes but we're not going to score anyway...

One freak goal from Yoshida. I don't think we'll get another.

Unbelievable.

haha of all players...

Where's the urgency? You've got to laugh. It's bewildering.

I can't see how we're going to score with these players.

This is so frustrating.

Beggars belief our two highest goal scoring strikers from last season are on our bench whilst Long who hasn't scored since February is leading our line... And for Christs sake Saints, ****ING SHOOT!

The intended result of taking a corner.

Whilst you're right, we're definitely **** at corners.

What on Earth is he thinking?

People need to start boycotting this game. They've been getting gradually worse since 2012.

Anyobdy know where I might be able to find this episode? It's not on ITV Hub as far as I can tell. Or any of these shows with Le Tissier for that matter?

Give him the old Gareth Bale treatment. Only problem with Targett is he's as thick as two short planks.

According to the Sun, it would have been an 'injustice' had we got anything from the game yesterday

I just hope we'll score.

We just don't score full stop you mean... Very unsportsmanlike to jump out onto the pitch like that when we were on the break. Lost a lot of respect for him today.

Post on the redcafe forums sums us up perfectly: