CB Fry

Lucky for you, I do know. They absolutely will not.

Jesus wept. You think Everton, Leeds and Burnley - all three of them - are going to get 40 points?

They fucking love being a non commercial non mediocrity team. Challenging in the Championship every season they are. Love it they do. I wish that was us I wish that was us I wish that was us.

I thought you wanted us to "be in with a chance of success now and again" in the Championship or League One? That's literally what those named clubs are. Funny how you take it as an absolute given that us being an exciting non-boring non-commercial club lower down has absolutely no financial downsides at all. We just carry on being profitable and financially stable in the second tier because, you know, because. "Challenging all the time" in the Championship is basically Norwich or Fulham then. You're bored of being Southampton and you'd rather be Norwich. That's who you're jealous of and that's your antidote to "boring commercial mediocrity". What a load of pony indeed.

Absolutely guaranteed that if we were a yo yo club between Championship and the Prem ("a chance of success now and again") you'd moan like fuck. If we were hovering around mid table Championship with occasional top six finishes (another "chance of success now and again") you'd moan like fuck. If we were League One (Papa Johns Trophy now and again?) you'd moan like fuck. We've finished top 8 recently and cup finals, cup semis and Europe. Is that not a chance of success now and again? Or do you genuinely look at Sheffield Wednesday or Sheffield United or Ipswich or Blackburn or Stoke City and you wish that was us? You'd genuinely rather be that club?

This. Because he is tied down to along contract it is going to take a big offer but I get the feeling someone will offer it. He might not want to move house but I think Man United is a possibility- as a club they have a gigantic, collective attitude problem and he's got the right attitude in spades. JWP is like the antithesis of Pogba.

"Hard hitting" "investigative" Saints journalists to "hold the club to account" What a load of bollocks. If the Echo (or the Athletic) don't have access, they've got no content. They need interviews and inside info. That and a bit of tactical analysis and a bit of colour/insight. What the Athletic, or The Telegraph, get now is about what you are going to get. What Hard hitting investigative content are you people expecting? Why aren't you picking Perraud? How comes we can't outspend Crystal Palace? wHy cAnT wE bE mORe liKE dORtMonD FFS Jesus wept.

Which players do we need to rest this week to stop them injuring their ACL in a future match?

Are people saying if we'd rested him for a couple of games in November and January he wouldn't have done his ACL last week? Is that how it works, Doctor?

Not quite Patsy Kensit levels (no one has ever been less interested in taking part, despite of course being paid to be there) but still dreadful.

JWP is not leaving us to go to Leicester. Proper big club or he stays. Not entirely convinced a proper big club will come in for him because his price will be high due to his contract but I think more likely this close season than last.

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Least surprising news since Jimmy Savile. Loads of rumours about that twat for years.

Does it at St James Park. Clever lad.

I think there are one or two images of him in a Liverpool shirt that are more recent than this.

Definitely this. Still plenty of time for Liverpool to not win the league. Everton staying deep in the shit is absolutely the priority. Lampard winning a derby match would also be pretty vomit inducing, that's for sure.

Would recommend.

Regardless of whether the numbers are accurate, I would say it is incredibly common that managers are on less than the players. In many cases significantly less.

With every league place worth £2m and Ralph himself saying he wants to finish as high as possible to attract new players it is fucking ridiculous to say it is a game that means "literally nothing". It's not really about this game, we've been terrible for weeks now.

I wonder if he fancies sticking with this winning team next time out 🤞 🤞🤞

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We've been starved of success for too long.

Salisu has been proper dropped then.

So you are actually saying the Apartheid era banning of Athletes was wrong and shouldn't have happened? Fucking hell you are an oddball.

So MLG is saying we shouldn't ban Russian athletes and we shouldn't have banned Apartheid era athletes because "two wrongs don't make a right". Atheists are quite delightful, aint they?