CB Fry

They've been doing stuff like that for minimum 25 years. Minimum.

Keeps him in a fucking job until January then.

You'll have to remind me what was "much worse" than a rape joke on Shooting Stars.

What about Bednarek staying on the pitch vs Everton or the wafer thin VAR in our favour in the same game? You've taken those gained points off as part of your calculations right?

It was available to "everyone" as the "everyone" in this case was existing pupils of that school at the point it went private to the end of their education. Part of the process of converting to a fee paying school. Kier Starmer wasn't singled out and not under his control what the school and the council did while he was there.

In the very first match our player managed to get a Newcastle player sent off meaning we got an entire half against ten men. Enough of the persecution complex, we're a weak squad appallingly coached/managed. Russell Martin's performance vs Leicester was a disgrace, he threw the game away.

"Your theory". Jesus fucking wept.

We don't need to do this again. One of my fundamental roles on this forum is when I see someone giving it large on here and claiming to be proved right on stuff he apparently said 18 months ago....my role in that is to say in my view you haven't been right about anything and that you're full of shit.

We are relegated. We are a PL club. And one that someone can have a crack at and be a PL boss for (say) 24 games, more than half a season. Risk free. Being relegated won't be that guys fault, he'll be taking over from one of the absolute worst dog shit managers in the history of the league.

Some people on this forum will make out that a) there is no one better anywhere and b) no one wants to come to us anyway in every scenario the club would ever find itself. We're a Premier League club currently employing one of the worst managers this division has ever seen. a) yes of course we can get better than that and b) of course managers would take a Premier League job

He was and is miles better than Martin and has achieved more than Russell Martin ever has.

When we got rid of Ralph it was obvious we could get someone worse. Ralph, overall, did a terrific job in tough circumstances. He'd run out of steam and it was right to sack him but entirely possible his replacement could be worse. None of us knew quite how much worse. It's ridiculous to compare to this situation. Martin is appalling, he's already worse than Mad Nathan anyway. A single win in 13 is appalling on all levels. He's not fit to lace Hasenhuttl's boots and the comparison is nonsensical. Our scenario now is like replacing Felix Magath or Bob Bradley or Frank De Boer, the dog shit of the dog shit. The dregs of the worst managers in the league's history.

No idea. Not my job. And I'm not naming names just for you rubbish them. What I want is our current manager, already one of the worst managers in the history of the Premier League, to leave immediately. We lose nothing if he goes because he is fucking dreadful.

How about we sack Martin and then you can grin and bear that? We're relegated anyway now so it's all about next season.

Sheffield United won again. Them sacking their manager on 5th December last year continues to pay dividends. As a wise person on this forum said in regard to SUFC "everything that happened before the new manager was appointed is irrelevant". That could be us. Yes relegation is secured - but a bright future and an irrelevant recent past is in touching distance.

1. Invest in players and salary to get promoted 2. Concede 60 goals minimum 3. If promotion happens then use club sources to disseminate / pretend that this was an accident and actually when you think about it really we didn't intend to go up at all and best if we go down ideally locked in before Jan 1st window opens. 4. Alternatively Fail to go up. 5. If 4. happens make further cut backs in player and business investment using the failure to get promoted as a business reality requiring cutting of cloth accordingly. Scraping play offs becomes the height of our ambition. The message is now that promotion was essential in 2024 and now we are in regression to preserve the business 6. In all scenarios sign Nathan Wood 7. In all scenarios concede 60 goals again. 8. Find a way to convince a retired glamour model to do one more job 9. Set up Sport Republic Adult Calendar division 10. Build a Costa thing in Corporate area 11. I don't know, a black version of a 90s away kit?

The king of the insurance bet. From what we could gather he never lost a penny at the bookies his entire life.

Honestly now I don't know what on earth you're talking about. Put the bottle down and get on with bringing in the sheaves or something.

I've said it is a shit plan. I'm a simple urban lad, I don't know country ways. Maybe you people have shit for Christmas dinner or something. On my planet shit is bad. It's a shit plan.

Next time you go on one of your Yoga Zen away days, can you hook me up please? I've always admired your measured calmness.

Try really hard and read it again. I dont want to spoonfeed you, it's embarrassing, but just have a think who that post is about. But, obviously, priorities. Don't let me keep you from sorting out the drainage in the lower field.

As I say, stick to the milking and read it again.

Well, all I can say is you get awfully tetchy when people take the piss out of their shit plan and your pompous pronouncements on it. If you want people to think you don't believe what they are doing is right my recommendation would be to stop coming over as a salivating fan-boy over Russell Martin and the entire club leadership.

Stick to the milking because you're incapable of reading an entire post.

We all know you're on a wind-up.