CB Fry

Yes but this is Goodison. Let's get out with something.

Anyone winning this match is going to think they can catch Spurs: can't even beat Bournemouth as it stands.

Shane Long has come on so that means goals goals goals.

I could absolutely murder a packet of salami bites.

Calvert Lewin should have scored then.

No one would be calling that anti-football if we'd scored that.

Booooooom

One day soon Queen Sonja of Norway will die. She's 83 so it could be soon. On that sad day AOL News will put a story up, seventh on the bill just underneath the football results: "COUNTRY MOURNS AS QUEEN DIES" Les will be half through putting his fourth set of union jack bunting round his garage door before his politely bemused neighbours point out his mistake.

So you didn't think it meant the UK but assumed people even more dumb than you would. Okay. It's a shame you think so little of the people of this State.

Hahahahahaha Nice to see MLG warming up one of his particular favourite routines. MLG Gold. What happened to you saying this shite about the plain red kit Cortese lumbered us with? Did plain red become our traditional kit as you suggested?

If it's not on the Freeserve homepage I won't read it mate.

We are supposed to believe that Les read the headline "State overwhelmed as Covid soars" and his immediate thought was a) by "state" they meant the UK even though no UK based report would ever use that word in that way on a primary headline like that (UK, Britain, etc) and b) AOL are pretending that the UK is overwhelmed by Covid in July 9th as part of a left wing plot to destabilise the government or something. Just to recap, it's AOL News. For someone who likes to accuse other people of "wetting themselves" just because they post a link to an opinion poll this is absolutely deranged. It's wonderful stuff.

It's got a left wing agenda that makes AOL News look like the BNP.

Why would anyone be reading AOL news. Is Les still on MySpace?

Would have preferred red-on-white as the main kit. Was hugely popular last time. And more unique than what we have gone for which could be mistaken for a Charlton/Middlesbrough/Bristol City kit.

Middlesbrough me right up.

Great news lads. Boris Johnson has given you permission to blame the staff at care homes themselves for not following the regulations. So thats another scapegoat you can add to the list of the irresponsible public, Sadiq Khan, Steven Kinnock, the BLM movement and Steve Coogan. Meanwhile there was nothing the actual helpless government could have done differently at all. I mean, if you think about it, they're, like, you know, the real victims here.

This. Great days.

I feel really sorry for their fanbase at this difficult time.

Well, I said you could be more reductive if you tried, and here we are.

No, that's exactly what inspired my reply.

If you try really hard you could be even more reductive.

"Mass gatherings that commonly place little observation of social isolation rules" aren't a particularly good thing, no. What do you think the government could have done better to prevent them?

For someone claiming to read "numerous sources" its interesting that the only variable you have any interest in whatsoever is the assumed irresponsibility of the general public. Do your numerous sources not mention anything else, like decisions the government of the day might make?