CB Fry

2-2.

It's definitely going to happen.

Happy with that. Quite hopeful that JWP will take this chance. I certainly won't miss Lemina who was all over the place on Sunday. Good luck Gunn.

You are just the cutest X X X

Textbook.

Brexit won't cause a global earthquake. The rest of the world will do just fine.

No one is saying your beloved Toffeemen are bad people for charging seven hundred quid. No one is saying that.

Burnley now on four wins so only need one more and they're safe. Cardiff already on the magic five wins so can already relax and start planning next season.

It's a shame really, reading through the early pages of this thread there was some genuine hope/excitement/anticipation about this guy. On paper he did feel like a perfect Saints signing similar in style (ie career trajectory/experience) to Tadic/Mane/etc. It's such a shame he's turned out so appallingly. Was dreadful today. Absolutely dreadful. Anyway, reading the thread reminded me of a summer packed with this comedy gold on every single transfer thread. Every single one.

Loads of people are on holiday this time of year. Try telling them they're not on holiday.

I think we can all look forward to the real Glasgow derby. New year's day, 12:30 kick off.

Great result for our Nigel today. Sorted Hull out very nicely.

They do. Gah.

If Project Fear is a crock, why do we need emergency ferries?

Well that vintage post was specifically about me saying West Ham were not getting relegated that season so obviously not. And, lets remember, they did not get relegated that season.

You'll have to remind me of that one sweetheart.

Ralph looks like he's ready to strangle someone.

Targett and Valery really aren't Cedric and Bertrand.

Will be interesting to see if Elyounoussi gets on. Pretty much every substitution he's made has paid off so would be good for squad depth if RH can get something out of Moi.

You remember correctly: Even West Brom turned it on at the end of last season: three wins, two draws and only one defeat in their last six. Basically top six form.

Yes, I've already explained I understand sweetie. I get it: you've written a provocative headline and scenerio with question marks at the end of sentences and everything. But the very second it gets the reaction a provocative headline is supposed to generate (People respond, provoked) you collapse like a deck of cards. So you immediately disown your own premise and tell us all you don't think any of it will happen or the club need to do anything about it because you don't mean it after all and by the way please don't let anyone think I think we might need to win only two more games because I don't I don't honestly I don't because I put a question mark at the end honest I did. Great thread. Exceptional thread. I think I might go and start one about the preparations the management of the club need to put in place in case the stadium gets ripped into three pieces by an earthquake. I think I'll call it "Is the club an absolute disgrace because they have no published plans for our immediate response to an earthquake??"

You have read your own title of this thread and your own opening post, yes? Nice that your trying to distance yourself from it now. I feel my work is done.

Rather than "run the numbers" did you not consider, just for a second, to look that Premier League finishing table for last season, the season before that and the season before that and maybe go back ten years? How many time have all four teams in the bottom four all ended up on sub-twentty five points? How many teams have stayed in the Premier League with around 25 points? Name them. It's fair to say that the bottom half is getting weaker each season but your scenario seems absurdly unlikely and maybe you should apply a tiny bit of perspective of what actually happens in a real life Premier League season here on planet Earth. Thankfully Ralph won't be taking your view and we will try and win slightly more than two more games.

Jesus wept.