CB Fry

That obviously wasn't the dreadful decision.

It's obviously not that. I don't know why people can't accept incompetence, arrogance, bad decision making, stubbornness and general collected fu ck ups as the explanation why we're where we are. It's the same kind of thing that relegates lots of other clubs every season in every league in every country in the world where football happens. Trying to make it out to be some dastardly conspiracy is all kinds of retarded. It is, of course, the creme de la creme of forum fuc kwits saying it so well done chaps.

I have no doubt the club will smugly pat themselves on the back that we are not currently in the relegation zone and therefore everything is just fine and Pellegrino is a genius. If we sack him before the end of the season it will be when we are already mathematically already down.

I think we need Palace to win to encourage these idiots to sack the clown. Chelsea win and oh look we're not in the zone and we can carry on fuc king deluding ourselves that we are two wins from mid table.

We sold VVD six months too late, and we got a world record fee that no one else had any interest in paying.

When does the definitely scoring every other game start?

We only need to give him two and a half more seasons and he will definitely turn into the next Alex Ferguson and Lawrie McMenemy.

I blame Eric Black.

This.

Keeping it to only one-nil will feel like a win or something.

You people are fu cking nuts.

Why did we spent twenty million and his fat four year contract on Carrillo then? How does that fit this masterplan?

What you know is what people may have told you and what you want to believe. Anyone can give a bit of soft-soap from the comfort of the fat salary and new club that they can pretend to the likes of you that they never weally weally wanted to go honest they didnt. At the end of the day he did not stay and there were reasons for that. If he is such an astonishingly good football leader who guarantees season after season of success then why has no other football club taken him on? I repeat again - apply perspective.

Completely. We're now supposed to believe that him not walking out in a huff with no job to go to in January 2014 having been at the club for an entire single year, now qualifies him as the most loyal manager football has ever seen and evidence of his undying love for a club he had worked at for all of twelve months.

At the end of the day you are using the fact that Pochettino left as evidence that he would have stayed. How exactly does that work? He spoke to his current employer before taking a job elsewhere. Guess what, those kind of meetings happen up and down the country in all businesses everywhere all the time. Every single day. And guess what, those people that then leave say all kinds of things to the people they leave behind or their friends or their new employers. And often what they say to those people can vary wildly depending on who they speak to and when. (I told them they can stick their job//thanks for your support, no hard feelings, I've learned a lot here, all the best keep in touch//yeah, it was a good job but I went as far as I could, I got a bit stale//you'll never believe how much I'm on now couldn't turn that down//etc) As I said before, apply perspective.

That I very much doubt, especially if we are talking about the Cortese era. Try and remember this sh ite has been dealt with five years ago when we had people pretending that Adam Lallana only ever left because he was broken hearted that Les Reed never returned his phone calls. My recommendation to you is to try and apply perspective to the information you get given, and before you get all excited about It, try and think through why people might tell you things. But you carry on blubbering away. It could have been us it could have been us it could have been us it could have us it could have been it could have been it could have been

I'm not sure you know what facts are, sweetheart.

Nice to see the delusions live on. What a fu cking joke.

Kelvin will take over the last couple of games when we're already down and we eventually sack the clown Pellegrino. He'll give it the usual chat about how proud he is and what a shame it is in these circumstances. And then lose both or all three matches in true David Unsworth style. What a season.

You must be delighted with the investments and improvements made to our playing squad since those dark days then. Because we are much better now then we were then and you'd like to thank the senior management team for delivering those improvements, correct?

Well, we're not getting Silva, were going down with this effing imbecile so let's all get used to it and let's hope for a miraculous against-all-odds cup upset. Against Wigan Athletic.

No it doesn't.

Keep it tight and cling on for a nil nil that will feel like a victory honest it will.

If anyone can beat our genius current manager, it will be his ex-boss. Can't see us getting a bean out of this game. Well done on sticking with your man Les Reed so much braver than those clueless knee-jerk reactionists like Swansea.

Brilliant. And anyway, who does our Roger think appointed Paul Mitchell?