CB Fry

If you think putting up a stupid song based on the most popular hit from a recently passed pop star is in any way an obstruction to that, then I can only apologise.

Not sure how that would directly impact the playing performance of our record signings Lemina, Gabbiadini and Boufal. But, on the other hand, you haven't got a clue.

What does this even mean? You realise that the boys in the trenches made up stupid songs while they were there don't you?

And now it seems like Southampton face relegation We are the laughing stock of the footballing nation It's the same old scene Since 2016 On the pitch On the pitch We're not fighting With no points And no goals And that Pellegrino On the pitch On the pitch We're not fighting What's in his head In his head Les Reed Les Reed Les Reed Reed Reed What's in his head In his head Les Reed Les Reed Les Reed Reed Reed Reed

Bryan Robson must come as part of the package otherwise I'm out. Also, definitely make him a major shareholder.

Nearly always? Over the last five years maybe Villa (but nah, they'd had some dreadful seasons before that) or Newcastle (again lower mid table and been down not long before, 15th in the season before). West Ham a while back maybe. Not sure the likes of Hull and Wigan and Sunderland and Middlesbrough and Norwich fit that description. Most relegated clubs are either first-season up teams straight back down, second season syndrome teams or have been on a gradual slide/flirting with relegation in previous seasons before succumbing. 6th to 8th to down actually is something of a rarity and will be a pretty spectacular drop. Definitely not something that nearly always happens.

The club media team are taking longer and longer to do their player-unveiling videos aren't they? Really looking forward to seeing it though.

Obvious troll is obvious.

To recap - you've got to give a manager time it's not fair to expect an immediate impact. Also him - look at the immediate impact Puel has had at Leicester. It's times like this I actually wish we had someone like David Sullivan's idiot son posting s hit on social media instead.

For a start I wrote that line in November not a few days ago. Also - stupid song not sober analysis of our situation. Not difficult x x x

2018 remix, removing the reference to Eric Black and changing 14th place to 16th place which just about sums it up. Sing it at the Spurs game everyone. At first I was afraid I was petrified Pellegrino's got us all on this awful slide Spent so many nights thinking how he's got it wrong Cause we're not strong And we're relying on Shane Long And now we're back In sixteenth place We just walk in and watch the game with that sad look our face We should have changed this stupid boss We should have hounded out Les Reed If we'd have known for just one second how dreadful it would be Pellegrin-o Walk out the door Don't hang around now Cause you're not welcome anymore Weren't you the one supposed to hurt them with attack But we've just crumbled And you need to get the sack Oh no not I We can't survive Pellegrino still in charge of us I know we'll surely die We've got all the love to give Heading to the Championship We won't survive We won't survive Oh no

Five years ago this month we were in the bottom half and sacked a manager just before a TV game. Five years on the fanbase are once again furious about Mauricio P but the circumstances are all rather different. If he hasn't gone by then then absolutely a visible protest at the Spurs game is correct - fanbase have to humiliate the board into action.

Certainly not horrified because yeah fine it shows sensible, normal planning behaviour in the circumstances etc etc. But if prefer to hear rumours that we are trying to do whatever it takes to stay up, it's a shame we aren't hearing about meetings like that. Meetings about sacking the manager or meetings about a signing to excite people, Theo or someone else. Meeting about what course correction we need to action to not go down. If we have already shifted into preservation/conservation mode and the types of behaviour that drives then yes we've fuc king had it. Nigel Quashie me right up.

****S SAKE

Please please please please can you just win.

What we don't want to do now is concede.

Where has he proven himself to be a proven goalscorer? For pretty much his entire career he makes Shane Long look like Dixie Dean.

That not a job that is going to pay that well. Seems spectacularly unlikely he would come back to us but stranger things have happened. However I think he's got Stoke written all over him. Much like Brendan Rodgers, that's about his kind of level.

It's not just SFC that have solid gold ITK on social media. Look at this utter clown cramming into a single tweet that Rowett is simultaneously going to Stoke and staying at Derby. The full told you so cake-and-eat-it routine. Our AR-10, choccybox and that other one would be well proud. https://twitter.com/macgregor7275/status/950646138306166784

You're wasting your time. The "we've been ripped off" brigade will come out regardless of the size of any fee we ever get. Ever. World record for a defender and we could have got loads more. Loads. More.

Pellegrino is the Theresa May of football. Pretty much everything he touches is hopeless. He has no idea what team he really wants. Other people could do the job better if given the chance. And we're heading for a big exit.

Jesus wept.

Because most cup draws are boring and people will say it's boring when it is. And this is a horrifically boring draw.

Notts County or Nottingham Forest away.

What if you've been told the fact that we have spoken to a manager to catch a leak?! Or are we disappearing doen the rabbit hole now?