CB Fry

Pretty much the best signing by anyone last January was Charlie Austin, so we need to pull a similar trick again.

I'd like to think we have our replacement lined up and we are desperate to flog him to get it over with. I think he's going to end up at Palace or WHU.

Burnley fans will expect Jay to score. So let's not let them down.

It's the hope that kills you. A very good performance but this is now a tie jam-packed with if-onlys. Let's hope we don't live to regret those missed chances. One clean sheet from Wembley.

"You have been loaned out. You have a meeting with Eric Black in the morning."

What. The. ****.

Shane Long coming on so that means goals goals goals.

He's written "Tap up Bertrand" on that piece of paper.

He's written "equalise" on that piece of paper. Fu ck.

We're a hipsters dream right now.

Cedric should have at least let J-Rod balloon it over the bar.

It finishes two nil, we all start booking hotels near Wembley.

Come on Saints, keep it tight until quarter time.

Yes, but only after extra time in the second leg.

Can't argue with the side (Fonte aside). Do us proud.

I cant think of anything else that has made me angrier in over thirty years of following Saints.

Not quite. Only other people saw Trump as a joke candidate, he thought he would win. Corbyn’s name came out of the left-wing candidate tombola and he won almost by accident. He has absolutely no desire to be Prime Minister, which is fortunate because he never will be.

Pretty expensive for a player who is available for £13m.

Yeah but yeah but Steven Gerrard.

Or, you don't know the first thing about him.

Not sure he said that about Jose. Fonte could well be a Jack Cork style flogging now Les has said he is available to anyone who pays the fee we want and we have a replacement.

If you're back on this forum I'm definitely going to defect to Bletchweb. This time I really mean it. Setting up my fake email address as we speak. The next new member of Bletchweb will be me.

Very good.

So, just to be clear: you say our record of cup final/semi-final success is "embarrassing in itself", but when the opportunity arises to get to, and progress from, a semi-final you recommend we throw the matches and give up because of "prioritising". Here, have some cake. And hey, eat it too. Certainly not rocket science.

Always think that it is ridiculous to have an away goals rule for domestic matches (to be honest I think it's stupid for European games this day and age). An away goal domestically should not be counted twice, it isn't worth that. But if it works in our favour, I'd take it all day. Clean sheet at home - something we, until very recently, were pretty good at, might get us to Wembley yet.