CB Fry

Since we're in a big five league (England, Germany, Spain etc). Did you not actually look at the list?

A Happy Clapper seems to defined as someone who dares to think that being in our first major cup semi final for nigh-on a decade and a half is quite a good thing, actually. That's what "happy clappers" think. Garry Monk sacked by Swansea last December with the club in 15th having been beaten 3-0 at home, 3 wins at that point and one win in 11 league matches preceding his sacking. But no doubt Saints fans would be dancing in the streets if he was appointed and no doubt give the whole city a lift, what with him being such a Southampton legend with all those ten games he played for us. Happy Clapper me right up if that's what I'm up against.

How is being in a semi final of a major competition "our enemy"? Some people are effing mental. Mental.

Thank Christ you have no influence on the decision making at the club.

Why do we need to be "primed" for Eric Black's departure? If they announced it in the next five minutes no fan would give a flying fu ck.

Once we start pouring forward and get all incisive and gung-ho on their asses it will be goals goals goals.

My only ambition is to be the greatest SFC wind-up merchant the Internet has ever known but I know I will never achieve that ambition.

But he's available for £13m honestly he is. He's available for £13m. This forum said so.

The "point" is supporting the club is an end in itself. Its where I was born, its sonething I share wirh my brothers and my late Dad. Its a fundemental part of who I am. I couldn't give a flying fu ck if we don't ever win the league, and quite frankly if we end up in the Championship then that's fine too, it doesn't change how I feel about the club. As it stands we are being run in exactly, precisely, how I want it to be run so it's all gravy for me. The club is in superb shape as far as I'm concerned. I'd like us to win a trophy and from where I'm sitting we've are in an excellent position to win one, one day. If, to you, that is pointless then crack on and support that nice Manchester City.

I approve of this message. We should do this - genuine links to our past and at least would make us unique versus the Stokederlands of this world.

You have to accept that for some the pain of the departure of Poch and the Italian will never heal. We finished eighth but it was, like, the bestest eighth place ever ever and Danny Fox and everything. The pain is still raw for some so you need to take account of their fragility. Tonight thank God it's them, instead of you. #prayfortheCoC

Tell me about it. I've already booked the light aircraft for the stadium fly-past. Having a manager with a four-letter name don't half save money on the trailling banner.

We're almost certainly not going to finish sixth this season, but neither is any of the other clubs at our level. Get used to it.

In fairness it's not impossible we can finish in the CL spots, just very unlikely and if we do it and we will do it our way, and require at least two of the big six to have awful seasons. The dinlows will always want us to spend spend spend and they all drooled over the fabulous investment made by Palace and Stoke and West Ham in the summer which has got them precisely no further than we are right now. But some people just want to see vanity spunking of money away as if that's an end in itself. Can't see it personally but some people are desperate to wa nk into a sock over the net spend table. If we finish top eight five years in a row then that will be unprecedented for a club our size in the Prem era - it's only Bolton who I can think of that have done four in a row.

You love your little routine about fans having their "tummy tickled", it's a theme you return to again and again. What I like about you is you refuse to sit back and take the horrific abuse you've suffered as a Saints fans these last few years, you will not have your tummy tickled. You won't trot off happily, will you? You're furious aren't you? No one tickles your tummy do they? You're not "laying on your back" are you? Just remind me exactly what you have actually done to fight back against the awful treatment you have experienced as a SFC fan. Your active, relentless and determined struggle can be an example for others.

I'll aid the lucidity of my argument with the fact that we're eighth and doing fine thanks. Must be those awful journeymen what we're lumbered with.

I look around the squad and all I see are callow young feeble minded waifs with absolutely no experience of top level football. Shivering, nervous wrecks like Forster, Fonte, VVD, Bertrand, Davis, Tadic, Long, Austin and Rodriguez. How we can ever expect the side to do well when we're relying on wet-behind-the-ears infants such as these I'll never know. I wish we were Crystal Palace. I wish we were Crystal Palace.

In fairness it's difficult not to look at the giant strides made by West Ham, Palace, Stoke and Leicester City in the league this season - they've INVESTED IN THEIR SQUADS AND EVERYTHING- and feel we've been totally left behind. Their business models are, like, loads better than ours. Loads.

Being that you have said on this forum we should have thrown the Arsenal game and have already given up on the Liverpool semi final as a definite defeat, I'm not sure what point you're making.

You'd have to get over it.

I'm missing Jonathan Creek for this.

Shane Long coming on, so that means goals goals goals.

With Redmond off, who is going to get the goals now?

Of all the infrastructure projects for the city of Southampton that public money could be spent on, I would put a mini train station for a few hundred football fans to use 25 times a year just below a silver plated ladder from the Bargate to the Moon on the priority list.

Not sure why one or more of JWP/Clasie/PEH/Reed couldn't step up in those circumstances in exactly the same way that Romeu himself did only six months ago. It wasn't long ago that Oriel was the archetypal sell high buy cheap crappy old replacement we can't keep doing this etc etc etc. Buying yet another central midfielder for big money seems a far stranger course of action than letting one or more of those four have an extended run in the side.