CB Fry

I'd take him over Puel. Would outclass Steve Bruce in managerial turncoatery. And may result in him being kneecapped.

If Boris calls one the Labour party will not be allowed to bottle it. Even they're not that stupid. What do you think their coup is about? Threat of early election.

And they will.

At long last we can replace Belmadi.

Just seen that. Dear me that's completely unnecessary. Especially as their pun headline doesn't even make sense. So, awful on all levels.

This. Les will probably do one of his many YouTube interviews where he tells us all that the signing is in the bag at the same time that Oxo is being driven up the M6.

The writer seems to be "Press Association". Which isn't a bad thing for its varacity. I will really try to be excited about this appointment but I don't think I can.

Took Fulham to the Europa final. Get him in. Les probably would stop him bringing Ray Lewington with him.

Always gets feisty when he's drunk. But speaks for us all.

I think four stars for them all is a bit generous. I thought they were all sh ite.

Come on Andy Murray.

Roy needs to resign within the second sentence of his interview with Gabriel Clarke.

I think we can all forget the Harry Kane hero worship. Terrible for the entire tournament.

Rooney has been sh it but if we do equalise we might have needed him for pens.

England have Article 50'ed the sh it out of this.

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Milner can unpick the lock.

Bring Fraser on up front and start chucking them in at him with Vardy picking up the scraps.

Now we've got academy teams in the Johnstone's Paint Trophy we'll win the world cup in Russia #blueprint

They've got us exactly where they want us. Plus, we're sh it e.

The Sven era really was a golden age.

Well, I've given him my sort code and account number. What happens next?

I can see all the papers going for exactly the same pun headline tomorrow: EXIT

I think this is it. This is the final score. We'll be out of ideas from about the 55th minute and it all peters out. Pardew for England.

We've had a grand total of one fixed term parliament. One. It's hardly an established way of working. If PM Boris calls one, we'll have one.