CB Fry

He watches matches to collect stats for Opta or the Press Association someone like that I believe.

Seville have replaced Emery with Sampaoli haven't they?

Garcia not remotely hipster. Experience at multiple clubs in multiple countries, European qualification, European experience, genuine, measurable success. Second place, twice in Serie A. Easily fits the job spec. Hipster is going all wet about someone who's just been relegated managing some two-bob team.

He's what I did on reading that last couple lines. Think of the first major manufacturer in the UK I could think of. I came up with Nissan in Sunderland. Googled it with the words EU Grant after it. Bingo. They've had one (at least). I'd suggest most major manufacturers in the UK when relocating/expanding in the UK will be on the sponge for government funds, EU or otherwise. It's simply what big business do. That long list isn't the EU encouraging Businesses to flee the UK, it's just those businesses sponging off the tax payer to help fund stuff they were going to do anyway. Relocation to Eastern Europe is going to happen whether you like it or not. If you think that is going to stop post-Brexit good luck.

I had that one down as a glass ceiling smashing Everton signing.

Y, H and GTI. Get him in.

Wanyama staying or going has pretty much nothing to do with the manager, frustrating as that might be for you. If he is not going to sign an extension no matter what, then he will be sold this summer.

No one needs to speculate about the flipping fixtures.

Who needs early snippets of info for fixtures that at at worst two months away? Bizarre.

Les is nothing more than a bumbling figure of fun. Every time I see him on screen I question how he has got away with that act for so long. A total joke and I'm not laughing. I quite like Les Dennis though.

Somebody will be along with a variant of the "if this was a supermarket/restaurant/the theatre" routine in a minute.

10 hours I've waited. If this saga drags on until quarter past nine I think I'll top myself.

That news has broken hipster hearts all over Hampshire. They'll have to move on to someone else achingly obscure and fashionably unsuccessful. Who got relegated from the Bundesliga?

Edit: I'm blaming Wikipedia.

I will be, yes. Life goes on obviously but I will be gutted if we leave. I'm ready for it now - the polls have turned definitively and Leave will win, the Wembley debate thing next week will be a slam-dunk for Leave and Remain will be annihilated.

He's got a ride-on mower, a top of the range Karcher and a quality pair of long handled secateurs so he was done in no time.

Horrific.

Why do we suddenly need a specialist in managing teams with no money and terrible players? Just appoint Kenny Jackett and be done with it. Sorry, Kennio Jackettiso from FC Volfsberg Vanderaat.

A box of Black Magic never lets you down.

Those nine whole wins he got last season must have been brilliant. And they let in more goals than anyone else, but so entertainingly.

That's basically my fantasy league team in the office competition. Except Lallana who I refused to pick on principle and Baird who I left out on the principle that I forgot he was there. I don't know sh it about European football so thought I would flaunt my Saints-ness to the northerners I work with.

Is he the relegated bloke who is definitely the next Pochettino? That'll be a no then. If we want a relegated manager, at least Remi Garde knows the league. Get him in.

That is a frankly bizarre explanation.

Leicester climbed to the top of the moon.

And Godman Sachs will have no business and make no money and have no influence at all in a post Brexit Britain. In fact, the minute a Leave vote is announced, Goldman Sachs and every person that works for them will run away into the sunset like Skeletor in a He-Man cartoon, never to be seen again.