CB Fry

You tried that the other day and no one believed you then either.

Whatever. This is the truth:

Nah, just some sap drooling over Anne Widdecombe.

If they don't play the Belgian national anthem before kick off there's going to be hell to pay.

...and out he slithers.

Except you've made lots of optimistic predictions about trade, with the old "The bosses of BMW and Mercedes will be banging on Merkel's door" routine more than once. You'll merrily rubbish huge tomes of analysis covering lots of financial scenarios ("it says 'could'!! it says might!!') while simultaneously creaming yourself over will-this-do rent a column articles by Anne Widdecombe.

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No confusion at all, apart from the fact that "sovereignty" is a far more nebulous proposition than, like, economy and prosperity and jobs and stuff. I thought you would find it hard to reprise your jolly funny "you can't predict anything" routine in the face of articles that you happen to agree with. Oh well, tomorrow there will be a different article in a different newspaper from a different source and you can get back to highlighting every "could" "might" and "maybe" in that instead. Looking forward to that already.

Funny. That articles has lots of "coulds" , "might be", "might", "may" and all about predictions of things that might or may happen. Yesterday you were getting jolly upset about reports like that and concluded that absolutely no one can predict anything about anything that could ever happen were we to stay or leave on any part because no one can ever predict anything that can happen in the future. So I expect you to dismiss this much like any other report that dares to predict the future, right?

I think the general consensus yesterday from the experts I was listening to is that the Belgian police are effing useless.

The sooner we build a ninety foot wall around Leeds the better. It's the only way to keep these people - let's call these illegal alien foreign scum, (or, more simply, "people born in the UK") - out of our capital city. Probably need some kind of Australian-style points system for people from Bradford and Luton before they are allowed on public transport.

Best wishes to everyone going to Euro 2016.

The Mirror are seeking ever more creative ways to destabilise us or something. Obviously they have an anti-Saints agenda as this article very clearly shows but I dont have the faintest idea how. Anyway, scum.

If Liverpool want him, can see that being the biggest conceivable club that would want him, they are a slight step down from Arsenal and have bought CL club cast-offs before (ie Sturridge, Milner). After that, a CL-funded Leicester or a desperate to fill a stadium West Ham might be the genuine competition for us. Odd that The Mirror link Man City as being interested. Why would they be? Lazy lying scumbag journalists etc etc etc.

People in Syria that don't need to leave Syria.

I can't believe he has failed so badly at Sheffield United. Like lots of Sheffield United fans, I would have expected them to be challengng top two this season, with Play offs as an absolute minimum. Won't surprise me to see him sacked in the summer, and if he does then his next job is likely to be at a level and club no bigger than S****horpe, middling League One level. Real shame, but I am sure he will come good somewhere again, just at a lower level than we'd like to see.

I do my best. But I will always enjoy reading the drivel from knee jerking lunatics who can swing from "how dare you say we won't go down, we might only win one more game" to "how dare you say we can't finish fourth" in the space of two and a half months.

Why would Islamic extremist terrorists born in Leeds need to work remotely?

Hmm, maybe. It's fair to say what Leicester have done is barking. Brilliantly barking.

This coming from the man who suggested we might only win one more match this season in January, who said that Newcastle can win more than us and finish above us, and that 40 points wold probably mean relegation this season. Obvious nonsense as some of us said at the time. Not entirely sure that you are brilliantly placed to have a pop at othere people's predictions.

Leicester have been top for weeks and weeks. We haven't been fourth or fifth at all and quite frankly have never looked like we deserve to be. We might go on an unbelievable run to finish fifth but I don't think we will and Alpine, in this particular case, is correct. And I bet you won't need to walk far in Leicester to find someone who thinks they won't win the league.

We signed him on a four year contract but we'really not going to play him again now he has been here seven whole months and played 20 odd games. Bullsh it on a "Arsenal own Schneiderlin's contract and they always have" Internet f uckwittery standard.

Probably a completely different PriceWaterhouseCoopers that have had plenty of work from, say, The Mayor Of London and the London Assembly or Iain Duncan Smith's Department for Work and Pensions. Completely different one.

If you define "mathematical chance" as no chance whatsoever, then last season.

They do make me genuinely laugh out loud, usually when he says "he's a miiiiiile off side" for every single opposition goal. Gets me every time.