CB Fry

You need about 1.5 points a game. Kinda like Liverpool have got now. Fair play, they're not top six. They're seventh.

Firstrow as FC says above, or wiziwig (google it). There are popups but they go esp on fullscreen. You don't have to download or pay anything.

Jesus Christ. If its all right with you, I tend to save my hope and believe for my life and career, my family and especially my two girls. If you equate "hope and belief" with mooning over whether or not your local football team gets into the fourth position in a league, a few times then bully for you. Fill your boots. Me? I can quite happily get on with the rest of my life, and support my team wherever they end up.

QPR need to do a Wigan then. I think they will run out of games, and still go down. If we do the near-impossible tomorrow and win we are pretty much home, if not quite dry.

Why do you stop at top four? Why not winning the Champions League five years in a row? Loser.

I've got nothing to say except we will finish fifth next season, then third, fourth or fifth every season for the next ten years. In year eleven we will finish ninth, at which point I will march on St Marys to demand the removal of Nicola Cortese for destroying our once great club. But, on the plus side we could look back on some cracking seasons in the Championship.

We can kiss goodbye to nine or ten million of our Asian fanbase then. Thank god we've still got the all red kit.

Be still my beating heart.

I've been bashing him L, R and C all season. He didn't need to sack anyone to get a bash from me. I aint no bandwagon jumping basherer. Don't care if he wins the Champions League five times in a row. I'd still give him a bit of a bashlet now and then. If nothing else it winds up the disciples, so why stop?

Don't bother arguing with MLG on Everton. Many have died pursuing such a teeth grindingly pointless cause.

You keep starting threads about it.

Rib tickling as ever.

The "success my way and everyone else can go to hell" model? Fine. Stop grizzling about ex players speaking out then. You can't have it both ways.

It really makes sod all difference to "the club" but carry on.

Big Bully Busick.

It wasn't eggs. It was a banana up the exhaust pipe. They thought about the dog poo on fire through the letter box trick but Franny vetoed it what with it being still his house. Didn't stop Gordon Watson waterbombing the house two days later though.

My anger is far more directed at the divs on here than anything poor old Nicola has done. Shouldn't let them get to me though, you're right.

I don't hate the RFC. Nice try though.

Maybe take it up on that forum then.

My other favourite made up argument is about Cortese met Le Tiss but forgot all about it because you can't remember everyone you've ever met, can you? So yeah, a fu ck of a lot of straw man arguments weaved on here. A fu ck of a lot. Not sure they help.

Agonising over the dictionary definition of the word "met" and deciding that people can only be assessed properly after meeting them and not before are my two current favourite CoC made up arguments. Keep em coming chaps.

And people saying there is no Cult of Cortese. What an utterly clueless statement.

Nice try. I'm no Cortese hater - he's done some fantastic things and the club is going in the right direction. Bit "black and white" there mate. Its people like me seeing the shades of grey, the PR, and who are prepared to listen to the views of others. Kinda like how real life works. Its the CoC chaps prepared to dismiss, shrug off, ignore anything that says anything other than Cortese is faultless, including the frankly ludicrous notion that questioning Cortese is attacking "the club". How "black and white" do you want? So good effort but misdirected.