CB Fry

You do realise half this forum have been spunking on about how we're going to finish tenth/twelfth/etc, don't you? So there's plenty already convinced we're safe already. And Wow all you like. Hit thirty on Saturday, and we're on to two more wins from ten to seal it. I personally think we are capable of that. That okay with you?

Draw up a list of all the things David Moyes has won as a manager and it similarly adds up to eff all. He's won jack sh it. I despise Redknapp but it is really tiresome to say he hasn't been successful when he clearly has, at four seperate clubs. He just has.

30 points with ten games to go would make us pretty much nailed on safe, so yes, I'd say so.

I think its Saints fans peddling the myth to be honest. Skate is a fanzine creation from the 90s and is still not entirely accepted. For one, we have more than one song referencing scum from Portsmouth but a grand total of zero referencing Skates.

Are you having a breakdown?

Please predict we'll win, Lawro. Please. Please.

Don't worry. Think of the massive profit we will make on his sale. Definite massive profit. Forum experts said so. So no worries.

Nah. He's paid good money by the BBC to be their finger-on-the-pulse expert. He should be naming the scorers and the goal times (give or take five minutes) for every match, every week. He should be getting it all right. All the time. Either that, or just predict Saints to win every week. Please. Please Lawro. Please predict we'll win. Please.

The live event will be starting shortly.

Meanwhile the unstoppable red hot Saints have won a blistering, breathtaking two in ten.

Cortese did.

One of the reasons might be the small fact that even if we win ten nil today, we don't move up to eleventh.

Well he did get all the results right today. Which you seem to be taking very badly. Poor you.

Cadbury's Astros. Like the crunchy M&Ms you get now but about a trillion times better.

I think it highly likely if he had got one score right, you'd have described it as an "easy to predict game" anyway. Get over it.

And one more thing. If there was a human being alive who week after week predicts with unnerving accuracy the result and exact score of every single Premier League match ever played he'd be one of the most famous men in Britain. Probably more famous than Jesus. But the planks on here think it's perfectly possible for a BBC pundit to do. No. Expected. Mark Lawrenson is EXPECTED to do this by geniuses on Saintsweb. This forum. Stuffed to the gills with utter dickwads.

Fu ck me. How seriously are you going to take a weekly score prediction feature on five live/football focus/BBC Website? He predicts the scores because thats kinda the thing you do. Don't you ever do it? Get a life mush.

How many people started threads about what an idiot ML is for predicting us winning all those games? Not many. Because its not the issue is it. Dopey forum divs incapable of accepting anything other than "super Saints are simply super" from the media.

But the planks on here don't want him to be right. Just to predict us winning every single match.

QPR to get an utterly worthless point today. Cue standard issue Arry/Media love-in.

As far as I can see all the cheerleaders for the "German Way" on here don't seem that keen on getting rid of our billionaire owner, which is kinda fundemental to how the German model operates. But hey, not unlike forum divs to be cherry picking hypocrites. Good luck to the boycotters with whatever you're boycotting. My advise is you could start with the Liverpool game. Refuse to buy any of the remaining tickets until they knock em down to a tenner a pop. That'll learn em.

I think we've missed a massive opportunity to sell all those tickets for a tenner a pop, like they do in Germany.

Looks like The9 is joining in with the "making up facts about Sturrock" epidemic he was so critical of merely days ago. Great stuff.

Off to Wembley for the JPT. Hats off to the man, he is astonishingly good at what he does and has been a succes at every club he's been at in the bottom two divisions. Don't know how he does it but he does. When you look at the nauseating media w a nkathon over Di Canio like he is the second coming...wow, Paulo. One whole promotion from the bottom tier. Luggy has done that. And done it again and again at L1 and 2 level. Add to that he isn't that well makes it even nicer to see him getting a day out at Wembley this season.

Since when was the dispute about the going rate for corporate entertaining? Its about a few things but that isn't actually one of them.