Sunglasses Ron

This is special, even by our abysmally low standards. Could we be watching the worst side in Premier League history?

Totally inexperienced player in naive mistake shocker!

Fuck the score, give me the possession stats!

This has made my night, thanks! Feel silly for moping since full time now.

Yup, nothing but disappointment.

Yup depressingly inevitable wasn’t it.

😬

I wonder when the last fuck or FFS will be today?

Obviously Ipswich will score now, but we’ve contained them quite well right?

Nicely timed around the point I realised we were playing 😅

LOL Forgot we were even playing. Nice to I missed precisely fuck all of any positive note.

Shame I think they're measuring it in Venus rather than Earth weeks (which, according to Alexa, is about 9 years FFS).

Wohoo, we’re not bottom!

That’s fucking terrible.

Don’t worry, this is our Sunderland away moment for this season. 25 game unbeaten run incoming…

Gah, can someone let me know when it’s June please.

Clucking bell.

With all this excitement, it kind of feels like the season is starting again tomorrow.

He's probably somewhere between Keegan and Perry Groves I'd say.

Yup. Looking on Amazon, you can get a Hagrid fancy dress costume on Prime delivery. So if they ordered yesterday, it will arrive by about 1pm. Therefore, I expect the announcement at about 2pm.

I believe it also includes checking that he can take a hot crumpet from behind without blubbing.

Nope, only scored a corner last season I believe.

Dead wood?

Wait, what, we're signing Messi too!?

Enough reason to instantly terminate his contract!