Special K

Good man, you'll need the brandy. Have a good time.

I was at UWE when his missus was there. I swear i tried to chat her up in the Tube Club one night (well she sort of looks the same as the bird on the end of my smooth patter), although i was bladdered and can only sort of remember it.

Christ on a bike. With that many tabs and baccy if you get lost at least you'll be spotted by the cloud.

Meanwhile, thousands of Italians are following the fashionista that is Steve Bruce and sporting the very latest in Mrs Doubtfire wigs and shell suits from Blackbush market.

Now, that would cause outrage on this forum.

Rapidly gaining "Legend" status for all his magic lunacy.

Terrific programme with an excellent presenter, i think i'll double my licence fee payments immediately.

I like the term "Bellend Politics". It's direct and should be adopted into mainstream political discussions of individuals. May i also suggest the term "Flange Maggot politics" when one of our right honourable members seeks to distance themselves or excuse a monumental **** up? "I put it to the Foreign Secretary that he displayed a serious lack of judgement when deploying the SAS in Libya, this was bad enough but his lack of explanation smacks of nothing more than opportunist flange maggot politics and he should resign immediately". Hansard would be so much more interesting.

TBF he has a lot of experience in dealing with clubs that are in financial difficulty. Whether or not there is an argument that at Leeds he was part of the reason they got into trouble is beside the point. He knows his way around the processes and procedures necessary to gain time during the potential winding up process. This is not to be underestimated - time is a valuable asset when backs are against the wall. Also employed by Argyle is David Jones, once our finace director, who also has valuable experience in dealing with a financially stricken club, ahem..... They have probably bought some valuable time for others to use to try and seek investment. As i understand it, there is a serious bidder but the existing board are reluctant to be usurped and it may well be that old devil pride that is holding back any progress. I wish the fans and employees of Argyle well and hope they can come out of it relatively unscathed.

To the tune of That's Amore - "When you're sat in row Z and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora" - Mate who is a Fulham fan says they affectionately sing this at the often off-target striker.

Eating meat is not cruel? No, the cruelty has already occured, far away from the sanitised sanctuary of the average kitchen or the inviting deli on the high street. Someones already killed that animal for you, so you don't have to feel bad about it at all. This is an example of your "****ed up" capitalist society you appear to so dislike. And btw, i'm not missing any point. I didn't mentioned torturing animals as it is a given that it is abhorrant. I was trying and see the logic behind the "i'd kill a human for hurting a domesticated animal but would happily scoff a KFC when the chicken that makes it has been force fed in appalling conditions, been electrocuted and had it's throat slit (by humans) for my pleasure." Still trying........ Nope, still can't see it.

You've been watching those old Bill Hicks videos again, haven't you?

You said that killing animals for food is necessary. I say it isn't as we can live without meat. It has been proven time and again, killing animals for meat is not necessary for human survival, so stop saying it is. But then again it's easy to blame everything on the nasty capitalist system and provide you with the perfect excuse to go to Maccy D's for a burger, or buy the cheap meat at Tesco?!?! Bizarre logic that. After all this is the same "****ed up system" that means you don't have to get your hands dirty to get that nice steak on the BBQ on a summers day.

From yesterdays Independent. http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/columnists/julie-burchill/julie-burchill-give-me-the-brave-trades-unions-over-the-bigoted-politics-of-diversity-any-day-2230667.html While working-class Left-wing political activism has always been about fighting the powerful, treating people how you would wish to be treated and believing that we're all basically the same, non-working-class Left-wing politics is about... other stuff. Class guilt, sexual kinks, personal prejudice and repressed lust for power. The trades union movement gave us brother Bill Morris and Mrs Desai, heroine of Grunwick. The diversity movement gave us a rainbow coalition of cranks and charlatans. I'd been brought up to believe that the socialist way was colour-blind, but I quickly became aware that the non-working-class Left operated what was best described as Paint Chart Politics – the further from white, the more likely you were to be right. In the 70s, this would lead to reggae bands who believed stuff about women that would have had them condemned as fascist Neanderthals had they been white playing under the Rock Against Racism flag; in recent years, it has seen the Left support similar Islamist stone-agers just because they're the right (Left) side of beige. Thus democratic Israel, which gives full civil rights to women and gays, is worse than the countries which surround it, which don't but are darker. (It's always particularly funny to see pasty-faced Western pro-Palestinian activists being bundled into vans by dark-skinned mizrahi IDF, their simple Paint Chart Politics brains trying to take in the fact that Israelis can be brown- and black-skinned too.) Similarly, in Darfur the Left were thrown a curveball when it turned out that the Arab Muslims were terrorising the black Christians. Um, Islam good, Christianity bad – but hang on, Christians darker here! DOES NOT COMPUTE! I bet La Birchill has some on here choking on their latte's and fuming in their focus group meetings.

Hopefully they will have cooled down by now.

Verbal, have you ever had a cameo role in Midsomer Murders?

The BBC is blatantly left wing. After all it's flagship morning radio programme called the current Culture Secretary a "****", not once, but twice.

Obviously not that bad

May i suggest we ask for a range of refreshing non caffeine based hot beverages, such as peppermint tea? I would be willing to join the group to raise this important issue with the club. However, you will have to change your stance on the toilet rolls. I think a handy pocket sized pack of mini tissues should be allowed, rather than the whole roll. After all, this only takes up important pocket space which i reserve for my gloves and foldaway shopping bag. Another suggestion may be that the club allow the post office to set up a kiosk next to the ladbrookes betting stall. After all, some of us aren't interested in gambling, but putting a few coppers change in my savings account whilst at the game would be most helpful.

Not saying there isn't. Just saying that humans can live without eating meat. I was just addressing a factual inaccuracy.

No it isn't. You can live quite well on a meat free diet. Many people do.

What a complete tool.

My girlfriend said she wanted to end it with me because i'm too kinky in the bedroom. I couldn't believe it, i almost spat her **** out when she told me.

I loved watching him play for us, always gave everything. Tragic news, 36 is no age to go. RIP Deano.

Then just turn the TV off. It's quite easy, really it is.