Special K

Power to the people Wolfie. It's quaint that people still think like this.

Mine are bolloks. My portfolio is a bag of shyte and has spunked value left, right and centre.

He was talking about his missus tits. and flange too, probly. Oh, and his hair too

I s'pose it would be funny if you are about 12 years old and still giggle when you hear words like "pubic hair" and "vagina". Hardly comedic in anyway, but some of the comments posted about it on youtube were much funnier.

Which tools on this forum are getting upset at Papa Lazarou? They better not open the door to him or they'll be his next wife, Dave.

I do hope he wasn't planning on singing Kung Fu Fighting whilst on the pitch.

I was planning on standing outside Sainsburys on Shirley High Street this saturday and belt out a few old Bad Manners hits like "Lip Up Fatty" and "Fatty Fatty", but if the PC brigade are out in force, I think i'll give it a miss.

He can have any operation he likes, he'll still sound like a ****.

Sounds like an clip from "Yes Prime Minister", but without the humour. The Coalition need to get someone with big kahunas to sort out the mess that the current dickhead is generating.

Nonsense. Balls wants the top job before the next election. They won't win anyway, but if they were to, his missus would be at No 11 and we'd all be well and truly FUBAR'd by the family infighting when she withdraws all wifely duties unless she gets her way.

Admittedly it was a long time ago, but when i was a 3rd year student, my dissertation had to be pretty much completed by the end of April of that academic year. If it's still the same, then you'd better get a wiggle on nipper!

What a wonderfully ironic username. And by the way, STFU.

There are some good things coming out of this coalition, but having Andrew Lansley as Health Secretary is not one of them. He's a liability and needs to stand at the back of the class and have a quiet word with himself.

I like the thought of a bellend-o-meter which measures ministerial ineptitude. It would be good to get Peter Snow to use it on election night. So, the answer to my question is none. Not one PM of the last 30 years can be regarded as a success, if success is judged by not being a bellend. What chance do Call me Dave and Little Nick stand? At least Milliband has got that out of the way beforehand if he ever (heaven forbid) becomes PM.

Q. Name 1 PM, who governed in your lifetime, that isn't remembered as a bellend? Nope, can't think of one.

It could also be that they have just fallen on hard times. Maybe their credit facilities were withdrawn by some faceless ***t in a bank in the city, or their suppliers went tits up and they had to try and source elsewhere. I don't know about them at all, they may be shysters, but not all companies that go into administration are lying, cheating scumbags who deserve a hard time. I know of many decent, honest companies who have gone in this recession, through no real fault of their own.

Ah yes, Cable says what Cameron proposes as "unwise". Is this the same Vince Cable, serious politician that he is, who apperared dressed as Santa on a Strictly Come Dancing and got recorded saying he'd "declared war" on Murdoch re: the proposed BSkyB takeover? Surely not, he wouldn't be so "unwise"!

"Pork"? fnaaaarrr fnaarrrrr. I kicked me facking telly in following the obvious anti saints bias on TFLS on saturday night. Not one mention of us as great or super or anything. That'll learn 'em.

Players wages as a proportion of turnover is a concern, but everything else is pretty much as expected. Revenue will increase if (sorry...when) we get promoted, so as a positive it shows a committment (that we already knew) to the push to go up. Could really do with promotion though.

FFS, only on TSW could a monkey-spanking thread about bisexual birds be hi-jacked and turned into a thread about cry baby infraction points. Get a grip people, there's fanny to be talked about. Anyway, my twopeneth worth. With an ex girlfriend many years ago, i actively encouraged her to get it on with her mate after she declared a slight sapphic interest in said girly mate. It didn't come to anything, but i did manage to get her to tell me what she would do to her if it did happen, whilst i was banging her back door in once. Great for the vinegars!

We sent our nippers to nursery for 10 hours a day for the 2 days they were there (drop off at 8.00am, pick up at 6.00pm - doesn't seem a problem to me). What I don't see is how this can serve as a reason for someone to judge on our, or anyones, parental ability?

What a load of crap. Just because you send your kids to nursery doesn't mean you abdicate responsibility for bringing the kids up. Kids need to interact with other kids to improve social skills and the nursery is a great way of doing this. It also helps that they are able to play and learn some things whilst in an environment that replicates what they will go through whilst at school. My wife chose to not work when ours were young, but we still sent our nippers to nursery 2 days a week for their own benefit. Back to parking, personally i find there is always a problem with inconsiderate drivers who park up next to the school on the chevrons to drop off the kids, but these tend to be mothers who have put on a coat over their PJ's so they can go straight back home to watch Jeremy Kyle and slum about on benefits all day, lazy ****ers.

That's all we need, a Conservative leader becoming an apologist ***t. FFS, it was bad enough Bliar and Brown parading their insincerity in public, in the vain hope of clinging onto some sort of international recognition through hand wringing and mock empathy, but this takes the biscuit. Man up FFS Cameron. You keep banging on about looking to the future, so leave the past behind and do what you say you will.

You'd be lucky to get a full summer on the hod this year

On the school run near Dunes house.