Patrick Bateman

You know what, I agree with you, unless he gets an offer from a very big European club of course.

Is that to the tune of Sloop John B?

Pathetic way to cover your arse, "Turdish".

Key hole? On a car? I haven't seen a car with a key hole for ages, let alone used one

"just bored of football." The words of a fan upset at seeing his team lose

They faced Gaston for a whole 19 minutes ...

He is class, silently gets on with it and unusually for someone with his background he's good with a forwards pass ... Ohh Tony Tony, Used to play Rugby but he's normal now.

Did I say it mattered? I just pulled out a part of the article to highlight.

Am I missing something here, I thought "nice goal", but I don't quite get the ridiculous love-in!?

“But Dusan, by himself, decided it was better to take the first step up and maybe he can think about taking another one later. That’s also a good quality – he has good sense.” As we expected then.

Two things; “I was a defender but I was not the best defender. I was a good player to build up and score goals but was not good in defence." Crikey, I thought he was an outstanding, legend of a defender, talk about playing yourself down!! On the "if the money is available" thing, I suspect that is more down to wages than anything else. As a Chelsea player, he's probably on pretty decent wages.

Superstores are nothing more than glorified local distribution centres for home deliveries. Been heading that way a while.

Likewise - we have some excellent pubs round us in the north of Hampshire and Surrey. A great selection of pubs with good ales and a good selection of pubs with great food - all nice to sit in and all hard to get into, especially the more foodie ones.

Me too, happy days, would love to do that trip again!

He should be playing that role now for them, he's certainly better than Mario Balo-bloody-telli.

I'm convinced Chelsea will win the league at a canter and Man City are pretty special. We're absolutely kidding ourselves that we can finish in the top 5, so forgetting Chelsea and City, if the teams below us lose, we stay 3rd another week, that'll do

Good call. Could you imagine Tadic and Lambert playing together? "You shoot", "No you shoot", "no, here you go, you score" ...

Yeah, I'd say it's not actually his fault, he's doing okay with a pretty rubbish squad to be fair. I'm sure most of those players would have been replaced by now if he was able to purchase!

To be fair, Adel has a point, he's lean as anything. 3 stone less and he'd probably be dead.

LOL! As I said yesterday, Harry will walk before being pushed, it won't be long now. He'll whinge and b*tch about his players this weekend and then do one - where can I get odds on it?

What does that mean?

Play Wanyama, Gardos, Pelle and any other larger players we have, play them at their own game!

Nah, that doesn't happen to Harry, he's 'triffic and he'll walk due to the unreasonable nature of not having 493 players available to him.

What an utter tool, can definitely see him walking before Christmas.

I did groan at that!