Patrick Bateman

Get it fooorrrwaaarrrddd!

The BBC hate Saints, what is their bloody problem?? God, I'm going to complain and don't get me started on Lawrenson.

Think we'll see him in the FA Cup - honestly don't think he'll be fit or match sharp enough to slot back in for our top 4 finish

haha, fair play!

That is awesome - very much a job well done sir!

It's always someone else's fault!

To be fair, it's a win-win for the academics here. We finish top 5 and "hey, our new calculations were right". We finish 10th and "hey, our 55% showed that it was more likely they'd finish outside the top 5" Love utter guff stats like this!

Brand is one of the biggest prats to obtain airtime since Piers Morgan. Utter moron.

The guy is a loon.

This! Can't believe how many people failed to see the bigger picture here.

Agree mate. If they EVER do this stupid "regular round" match abroad, I hope many more vote with their feet. Utterly, utterly ridiculous. Even the term "regular round". WTF? This isn't Gridiron, it's Football, it's a match, a league match, played at your home ground or the away team's ground, not abroad just so they can milk some more money from people who probably don't really care "who wins".

********, sounds like he's gone down that route a LOT. Time to start blocking them in, paying some kid to let tyres down, getting mates to park up in the street before they do etc etc. Sound like a bunch of selfish, self-centered prats.

Not sure. But make sure you make a hilarious video and put it on YouTube!

F**k him, it still smacks of arrogance. How dare we be upset that he mugged us off. Can't stand the odious little cretin. Remember with fondness. Up yours.

As per Essruu's suggestion. But do it, don't just talk about it, do it.

He still love us!

Long is undoubtably a very good player. He's playing in a slightly unusual position compared to what he's been used to in the past, but I expect him (and Tadic for that matter) to chip in with goals this season.

I'd put money on Graziano smashing him to pieces.

Thanks, I asked before looking - proper lazy "internetting" ...

Found it - Osvaldo and Pelle in, no Balotelli! Oops!

Who else is in the squad?

Seriously, you're boring, do one.

I'm not your "mate".

I don't think I've ever come across any as self-righteous as you come over. Maybe some of us, after a long week at work, want to get home and spend some time with our families watching "simple-minded" TV that we find entertaining? Jesus.