Patrick Bateman

Isn't that Graziano Pelle, in a thread about Tadic? :/

Plus Ramirez, Wanyama, Morgan to still come back, Jay Rod from injury and 2 or 3 more signings, I don't actually think our squad looks too horrendous. Especially if 1 or 2 of the youth have a break through season, i.e. Reed or A.N. Other. Where's Omar Rowe?

Proper one, he's dripping in the stuff.

Why do people even bother reading what that fat, f*cking greasy drip writes, let alone care about it? Who even buys newspapers now anyway? That probably has an audience of 52 and that includes the greasy drip's family and this forum.

How do you feel going back to work after a couple of weeks off?

Not picking on you specifically, but I see more and more people writing 'lol' at the end of short sentences now, almost as if it's punctuation. Did you actually laugh out loud as you typed your own question?

That actually made me laugh out loud that bit!!

And it's all gone quiet over there, it's all gone quiet over there ...

No he hasn't. https://twitter.com/DejanLovren05/with_replies And football fans are fickle, it will be easy for him to come back. Couple of crunching tackles, goal line clearance and clean sheet later and it'll be oooohhh Dejan Lovren, he f**king hates pompey ... etc.

Totally agree with this. Shaw is an incredible talent and will go on to be properly 'world class', I'm sure of that. People are decrying Lallana (I love the way Koeman says his name, by the way), simply because he won't be starting week in week out at Liverpool. He's been a great player for us, has talent, but it was only really last season that he exploded. If he doesn't start week in, week out, can he maintain it? And yes, Pochettino and Spurs is a very different match to him and Saints. Spurs will want instant success and he's inherited a disjointed, dysfunctional team of players compared to the friendly, performing group of players that Adkins left him. It's that simple, DellDays!

Agree with this - look at all the Liverpool "fans" spouting off on Twitter about Dejan/Lallana etc., they are almost exclusively foreign and more often than not seem to be based in Thailand etc. Saints just don't have that worldwide fanbase and the few LFC I've met that actually go to matches are decent, proper football people - none of this modern football rubbish.

God that is appallingly laid out with terrible grammar - can't be bothered to even try to read it as it looks like it has been written by that portsmouth news clown. Horrendous.

To be fair, Villa were terrible all round - Vlaar is probably their stand out player after Benteke!

I actually like that - really good kit!! The sponsor looks better on that too rather than across stripes.

Agree, the over use of this term is really getting my plastic pants in a twist!! Seriously, it's annoying now.

He was one of the players I liked (along with Dailly) in a bloody awful season, saw some atrocious football. Doesn't feel like 5 years ago, feels much longer!!

To be fair, I liked Wayne Thomas - not the most talented footballer, but solid as f**k. Good, solid, hard centre back - someone able to rough it up and with a good foot to pull the ball in to row z or up in the mixer.

OOoooooo Dusan Tadic This'll surely do to start with; How is it though, that grounds in Europe always sound deeper and more masculine?? Prefer that deep guttural sound.

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Exactly that. Dusan Tadic woo oooo Dusan Tadic woo oooo He comes from Serbia He f*cking hates Scousers we hate pompey we hate pompey we hate pompeeeyyyy clap clap, clap clap clap, clap clap clap clap, the saints or something ...

Yes Nicola. So a guy who has been on holiday since the start of May (the World Cup included obviously) and hasn't set foot back in the club since then, is really close to the pulse? It's just bullsh*t to get his move away to a club that can pay him more. A club "lacking ambition" wouldn't have got Koeman (and team) as Manager, be signing Tadic & Pelle (and others) and be demanding £25m for said centre back, who is contracted to the club.

No. We just have a club with a load of up themselves divs as players who listened to some plum telling them Saints could be a Champions League club. Saints without the fanbase of the Manchester clubs, the London clubs, the Liverpool clubs. Saints that have ONCE finished 2nd in the top division. Get rid of them all and let Koeman build a team he wants, with players that are more likely to want to be here a little longer than a year or 2.

Quite frankly, he can f**k right off then, along with anyone else who doesn't want to be here. Utter, utter w*nkers - modern football and modern footballers, tossers.

I get where you're coming from, but I definitely think there is a case for smaller items like the Pebble Smartstick, ear phones and the smaller speakers. Maybe just solid white or solid red with the Saints crest on - something subtle. Although I guess a red 'n white striped Smartstick would sell. Just thinking of the demographic who buy items like that - most likely to be teens, with smartphones, always out/on the move and wanting portable devices?

Yes, it's his birthday today!