Patrick Bateman

House of Fraser normally do a good range of suits that are more "upper end" of the off the shelf range. Most House of Frasers have access to a tailor who can make alterations for very little too. Last one I bought wasn't expensive, about £3-400, but after £20 of alterations to make it fit even better, it looks much more tailored. I did, many years ago, probably in 1999, buy a machine washable suit from Tesco for £30. Jesus christ, that was bloody horrendous.

Agree!

Forgot about that utter w**kstain.

I think it's sad how everyone is so concerned what the "media" think. Just enjoy watching the team being second, who cares what a load of journalists (written and broadcast) think?

I absolutely hate golf and this dull spectacle of an event, but I asked the same question. Surely it's a win-win for the USA as if they win, they beat a "number of countries combined", but if they lose, no big deal as it took the whole of Europe to beat them. I don't get it.

Do be quiet you utter helmet.

Also - does anyone else keep pronouncing Bertrand as in Francois Mitterand?? It's annoying me as I know he's bloody English but I default to being French

This is it for me - I like Shaw, think he has MASSIVE potential, but we haven't missed him. Bertrand has been a great signing for us and also seems fairly level-headed and switched on, which isn't something Luke was blessed with. I do feel sorry for the lad at Man Utd though, although not at all surprised - just hope for his sake (and England's) he knuckles down and keeps improving. He obviously has the body shape that looks like he's overweight when he's not (like Rooney), so he'll need to work extra hard to stay lean. In my opinion.

They're obviously working on it though - have had a questionnaire about hospitality and why I go/what would make it better etc etc. So I think it'll be relaunched soon.

The full repertoire then!! (Although I personally don't like the car one, think that's a bit too much, but maybe I'm getting soft)

So for those of us who couldn't make it, how did Harry's reception go?

It's shameful. No excuse, but probably a silly little teenager trying to be "cool". The further away we get from the world wars, the less respect and more dishonest people seem to become. It's sad.

What relationship? They don't think he's as much of a d*ck as we do?

“Sixth of December,” Think he needs to speak to Ralph more, surely it should be "December SIX"

Could not agree more. Some comments directed towards her (on here) were uncalled for.

I thought the Liebherr version we did at Fulham was awesome ...

What's wrong with the do do Ron Ron one?

Actually, just watching Koeman's conference, maybe I'm getting old, but I agree with him. If you look when the bloke was explaining about Redknapp, he winced when the guy said he will get grief - maybe it's time to focus on +ve support for the team? It didn't do us any favours two years ago after all. God, I've become old and boring.

Where Redknapp, f**k me. "new car ... new car, yeah, new car, few problems, but got there in the end, new car... " C*nt.

My god, I absolutely love this man. He just nails it, every time - he knows what to say, how to act, how to deal with the team, the fans, everything.

Let. It. F**king. Go. Just enjoy the football.

Having worked just round the corner for 2 years, yes. It's okay, not a patch on this place; http://thecraftbeerco.com/pubs/islington/ (There is one in Covent Garden too, but I prefer the Angel one)

Ah well!

Someone "easy" please.