Patrick Bateman

Hah! I can't take that credit, I was enabling people to go on holiday while that was going on

My job is making money ... for a bank

I noticed that utter bellend, what a *****. Kind of want Rickie to score now ... then Chelsea to win on penalties, fancy some penalty action.

Only improved since Rodgers has stopped tinkering so much and had the balls to drop Dejan and Mario. Lallana has been reasonable for them though from what little I've seen.

This might just be me being simple, but I still don't understand what the 'EU' will do about it. Greece: "We're not paying the money back" EU: "We'll repossess your, er, well you can't belong to our club, ner ner ner ner ner" Greece: "LOLZ" It's mental that it's got this far, but I'm bordering on the side of saying good luck to Greece!

Someone has already used your number to buy one? Any linked friends?

Weston-super-Mare.

Weirdly enough, I also put it on yesterday morning, for about 5 minutes. Then realised why I haven't watched it for about 15 years. Awful.

Reaffirming your position as a forum dinlo?

Do you mean the Grand Harbour? (Yes, I'm being pedantic)

But if you discount Chelsea and Man City, we're winning the league, that's amazing!

Bamford? Still young, proven in the level below - another decent player that Chelsea want to waste ... let's face it, we're going to struggle to find a proven goal scorer from top flight football that we could afford and no, Lambert on loan isn't the answer.

Absolutely. Something stinks, properly, really, horrendously stinks and it'll keep stinking for years until after they've (whoever 'they' are) have all done one from this Earth. Unfortunately.

Write a blog about it.

No, not really, he's spot on.

Although I do like this new excuse ... "transition period". Rodgers and Van Gaal have now both used it. If this is Saints "transition period" with our new players, then next season we'll be winning the league, right?

To be fair, they are still 4th. The league table doesn't lie, right? Hence why we're 3rd It is a seriously average league this year and he's got some absolutely world class players who can turn it on and have turned it on, when needed. Yes he is not a Fergie, but they are also still in the CL positions, something which Moyes wasn't going to achieve.

Damn it. haha

Right, I've done a quick tenner on Cambridge at 12/1 ... now watch Man Utd perform a masterclass of total football ...

Every team except Saints I meant, otherwise the forum helmets wouldn't be able to get worked up about it!

To be honest, as no one ever reads what he says about other teams other than their own (be honest, do you really?), he may as well cut and paste "The team should be finishing in the top 4 and pushing for the title" for every single team in the league. No one would know.

And look like a bunch of melts afraid to play on a cold Friday night in a turd little ground.

Define "kid" though? As far as I'm aware, I don't think he actually came over and joined Saints until he was 16 or 17 anyway, so I doubt many people outside the football scouting network would have known about him anyway. I might be wrong though?

And out of all of them, Clyne is probably in the best position of his life to get the very very biggest deal he can. We should absolutely break the bank to keep hold of one of the best right backs we've seen.