Patrick Bateman

To be honest, both teams look fairly average, we look marginally better, could end up being 3-1 I'd say ... I can hope.

He's turning into a horrible, niggly little turd. Perfect Arsenal signing.

Wouldn't pay any attention to it, it's just boring and a waste of time even contemplating what he's supposed to have said. He's dull.

My thoughts exactly!

Same with U21 matches - that horrendous high-pitched noise. Compare with the sound of Fenerbache fans, 100% blokes, proper deep, guttural noise; (I know it's 'staged', but it still sounds good) This one is even better; - that's how you do "we're the Itchen over 'ere"

Where do you stop? I'm offended by many things. I'm offended by Strictly Come Dancing. I'm offended by newsreaders with regional accents mis-pronouncing many words. I'm offended by the miserable f**ks who stare at me in first class because I don't wear a suit. I'm offended by South West Trains, Portsmouth, bad driving, bad breath, bad hair, bad dress sense, ill-behaved children, drunken women talking boll*cks, the postman dropping his elastic bands on my driveway, people who choose to drive French cars, The Sun, The Mirror, ITV, new housing estates, simply many things. But, generally, I let it all ride. People, everyone, need to lighten up a bit. I'm not excusing out and out racism, but all this getting offended too easily (people complained about the Rugby Union advert where everyone hates the English FFS, I thought it was funny. I'm offended they pulled the ad, I don't get a voice) or on behalf of other people is just ridiculous.

I bet it's Sheffield United ...

It's the dickheads you see driving, whilst holding a mobile to their ear, in a car which is clearly fitted with bluetooth or some other system that doesn't mean they need to hold a phone. Morons.

True and agreed! Plus add to that anyone in a Range Rover seems incapable of driving properly.

Absolutely this! It should be the most attacking formation / team we can field. I have a feeling we'll let in a couple, but we may score a few too ... hopefully.

It is still Owen's "the most lethal weapon a player can has is pace" comment that cracks me up. Because obviously nothing else matters. We should never have got rid of Jonno "Quick" Forte!

What is 'UJ' on Twitter? Feel I am missing out on something.

You've got a point, I have to suffer East Midland trains too every couple of weeks - they are always late, always overcrowded and their Guards incredibly miserable. One thing going for South West Trains, generally the Guards are good humoured and willing to help.

Christ, sorry to hear that, puts the train issue into perspective

That's the bit I DO like about it. 50 mins, sat on a train, with my own thoughts, book, silent working - whatever I want to do!

They are atrocious on every level. I commute in daily from Fleet to Waterloo at a cost of nearly £7000 a year, the trains are late over 75% of time (even by a couple of minutes, it still matters) - the list of excuses is getting worse and worse. But there is no choice, I have to use them. The ticket office staff are barely there and are rude when they are there. The ticket machines often fail and won't take card payments. The car parks are overpriced (another £1000 a year on top of the £7000 annual train ticket). And then the trains are late, smelly dirty, over-crowded.

The 2nd round ties are this weekend I think? I also think Eastleigh are still in it!?

Michael Owen: "The most lethal weapon you could have in football is pace" Wow, what a revelation, why did we let Jonno Forte go!? Damn it!

Funny you should say that ... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2849316/Outbreak-bubonic-plague-Madagascar-claimed-47-victims-spreading-island-s-capital.html

He's a boring commentator and towing the line without anything interesting to say backed up by any real knowledge from around the country.

Give the guy a break, he hasn't done anything wrong!!!!

Ah, arrived today!

(Touch wood)

Has anyone got their tickets yet? Still haven't got mine!?

I do see the irony, but I can caveat it by saying that I'm not in the public eye, nor posting anything controversial