Patrick Bateman

God you are dull.

Nah ... "46,000 capacity in the Premier League (similar to the size Cortese has spoken of wanting at the fans dinners)"

Fat bast*rds. In their 29XL Saints shirts. Down to their socks.

Plus ALL the schools can get free tickets then it can sound like an under 18s or women's England match .........

That they are!!

50,000?

28k. Fact.

BeatEN ARGH! I'm sorry - not picking on you specifically, but this really bugs me

It's all about Chelsea this year, they're my new team. Sod the men in black.

I love his name. I AM VLAAAAAAR.

Get the f**k in, well done Pelle! Will be a very good player for us, I like his style (and his hair). Graziano, oooo Graziano, ooooo He comes from Italy He f***ing hat ............ No, don't do it.

Not for me, I don't think he's very good at his job. He's been flattered by having decent players around him. He wouldn't come to Saints anyway as we couldn't afford his wages and his ego would surely say he couldn't come here!

This. I don't understand why the hell you'd want to take a camera to a football match. Just enjoy the action and banter. Even the food and drinks (sorry Turkish), but taking a camera is just a bit odd in my opinion. Do you plan to watch the match? What are you going to do with such high quality images? It's like people who go to a concert and spend almost the entirety of the concert staring at their mobile phone screen instead (ref: Kate Bush in the press this week, she's right)

Gee that's awesome, premium quality food in the stadium bowl before September ONE! Personally I'd have preferred some greasy orange slapper grunting as she chucked a super hot balti pie at me, on the terraces.

Hmmm, to be fair, if you or I did that, we'd probably be disciplined from our jobs.

That's fine, thanks for clarifying! Most of us have certainly been there! Would like them to sort it out and he stays, but hey, not my call and football clubs & players are as fickle as fans sometimes!

But WHY doesn't he have a chance to compete? Who has he rubbed up the wrong way? I'm a big fan of Artur's, I wanted us to sign him when he was a free agent (think that post has long gone from here, I tried to search for it the other day), but ... if he really feels aggrieved that he can't compete and has been "demoted" without being able to show he's still number 1, my gut feeling is that he's p*ssed someone off? Tell me I'm wrong of course, but something must have happened/been said? Or is it genuinely a case of "face doesn't fit" with the new management?

That's irrelevant, simply because there are loads of people I wouldn't want to even bother talking to in real life. So I'm forced to read their opinions on here, but that doesn't mean I'd talk to them in person. Those on here that I know in person, we would listen to each other and say to each other's faces if we're talking rubbish. But if I had the misfortune to talking to some of the utter bores on here (and on Twitter), I'd just walk away.

He'd do, although I suspect he could and would do better then us!

Agreed. I can't believe I'm paying £46 (+£1 booking fee) each to watch Saints play West Brom Granted, it's the Itchen, on the halfway line, but that's a LOT of money per ticket ... with a 4 week old baby at home now, I won't be too worried about having to get a green card from my wife to go to many matches at those prices. Armchair heaven here we go

Was Lovren in the stands with you?

My new team is Chelsea this year, hope yours is too. Drogba

Boruc

Love the guy! That's all I have to say.