Patrick Bateman

This. We are more than capable of resting some of the tired legs and beating Ipswich. I'd start Long, Tadic, Targett, Isgrove, Reed and KD.

Then you have Sammy Lee running around too ...

I thought he looked promising today, some good skills, fast, will be a good asset I hope.

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That was incredible! That defence is simply amazing, I feared the worst when we lost Tony Underwood, but Gardos was very good along with the whole unit - brilliant!

Exactly - I agree that we weren't shafted, it's ludicrous to think we were. Most fans were excited by both signing, just that one turned out to be a d*ck who doesn't want to play here and the other wants to play, but is just simply not suited to the Premier League for whatever reason. I think Ramirez is a very good footballer, but he's probably just too "slow" - he'd do well in Serie A.

I presume Chrome comes on your Android device - just use that. Then when you load the forum, right at the bottom of the screen it says " -- Saintsweb deffault style" click the dropdown and select " -- Default mobile style". Works well enough for me.

Just use Safari with the forum in mobile mode - so much easier to use anyway.

"Southampton manager Ronald Koeman says the club have offered midfielder Jack Cork are new contract." ARE new contract? FFS!

Agree with that. Would love to sign any of them for Saints, but we won't, because they're all crap. But not as crap as Dzeko ... FFS

He's crap. But not as crap as Dzeko.

Really!?!?? "eeeeehhhhh, yeh Graz, go to Liverpooooooool, it's great lad, you can sit on the bench and watch while they play Bor-f**king-ini and Ballo-f**king-telli"

"this"

Jesus.

A* Ted Bates, obviously. Also, Luggy a C? Seriously??

Jesus christ, what the hell has saying "religion is out-dated" got to do with being tolerant? No one is saying people can't be "religious" - stop trying to create arguments out of nothing, it's boring.

To be fair, my parents still moan at me for blaspheming when I say "Christ!" (or similar) in exclamation to something ... I then moan at them for being out-dated. They haven't shot me yet though.

Probably that religion as a whole is out-dated and that particular religion is stuck so far in the past it still has a vast majority of oppressive loonies following. It's about time we stopped pandering and faced the facts.

No, it's obvious, Dzeko isn't good enough for Saints, clearly. We should be looking to get Messi on loan to help kick start his goal scoring again. FFS.

And because of that, it's becoming largely irrelevant as a 'tool'. Unfortunately, those of a low IQ and some media outlets, still seem to lap up the utter guff that people write on there and pass off as fact.

Nothing to do with being Islamaphobic (is that a word?), but why are there such an intolerant amount of them, committing obscene acts for something so ridiculous? FFS, someone drew a f**king cartoon, it's ridiculous.

Works both ways though doesn't it? I mean, if I were a 20 year old bloke, I wouldn't want to marry a 60 year old woman. But if I were a 60 year old man and a 20 year old woman was interested ... well, why not?

Whoever it is has done a great job of getting attention with their drivel

I saw her once, she was fantastic. We were in our little comedy club we used to go to in Bournemouth when I lived there, underneath some dodgy pub in Boscombe. The "star act" (who was really just the 3rd comedian of the night) failed to turn up. We carried on drinking and about an hour later, the guy who ran the club pulled a few favours in and Hattie Hayridge turned up - she'd been in a live show at the BIC and stopped by to give a very very funny stand-up performance to about 100 absolutely off our faces punters. Full marks! Would definitely see her again given the chance.

Protected? Jesus christ. I'm all for protecting buildings, but these are ridiculous steal frames that take up loads of room and offer no 'value'. In a time when we need to clear brownfield sites to build more and more housing, we shouldn't be protecting this guff. Knock it all down, do something useful with the space ... and I don't mean another bloody 300 screen cinema.