Patrick Bateman

Someone has already used your number to buy one? Any linked friends?

Weston-super-Mare.

Weirdly enough, I also put it on yesterday morning, for about 5 minutes. Then realised why I haven't watched it for about 15 years. Awful.

Reaffirming your position as a forum dinlo?

Do you mean the Grand Harbour? (Yes, I'm being pedantic)

But if you discount Chelsea and Man City, we're winning the league, that's amazing!

Bamford? Still young, proven in the level below - another decent player that Chelsea want to waste ... let's face it, we're going to struggle to find a proven goal scorer from top flight football that we could afford and no, Lambert on loan isn't the answer.

Absolutely. Something stinks, properly, really, horrendously stinks and it'll keep stinking for years until after they've (whoever 'they' are) have all done one from this Earth. Unfortunately.

Write a blog about it.

No, not really, he's spot on.

Although I do like this new excuse ... "transition period". Rodgers and Van Gaal have now both used it. If this is Saints "transition period" with our new players, then next season we'll be winning the league, right?

To be fair, they are still 4th. The league table doesn't lie, right? Hence why we're 3rd It is a seriously average league this year and he's got some absolutely world class players who can turn it on and have turned it on, when needed. Yes he is not a Fergie, but they are also still in the CL positions, something which Moyes wasn't going to achieve.

Damn it. haha

Right, I've done a quick tenner on Cambridge at 12/1 ... now watch Man Utd perform a masterclass of total football ...

Every team except Saints I meant, otherwise the forum helmets wouldn't be able to get worked up about it!

To be honest, as no one ever reads what he says about other teams other than their own (be honest, do you really?), he may as well cut and paste "The team should be finishing in the top 4 and pushing for the title" for every single team in the league. No one would know.

And look like a bunch of melts afraid to play on a cold Friday night in a turd little ground.

Define "kid" though? As far as I'm aware, I don't think he actually came over and joined Saints until he was 16 or 17 anyway, so I doubt many people outside the football scouting network would have known about him anyway. I might be wrong though?

And out of all of them, Clyne is probably in the best position of his life to get the very very biggest deal he can. We should absolutely break the bank to keep hold of one of the best right backs we've seen.

We need to throw money at these guys, all of them - this squad seems very together and not like last year where I think we could already tell there was a clique with Pochettino and certain players, I think it feels more like a whole team. I think it's more important to keep that this year, than last. Clyne, Toby and Ryan; all 3 I think are pivotal to doing well next season. If we get Jay and Cork to sign, then ideal.

Yep, I worked with a bloke who was at the '76 cup final and is a Man Utd fan from Salford - absolutely hates Saints, still.

Is that a problem?

He'll be a 'trffic signing as he's a 'trffic lad and a bargain who'll fit right into the hard working squad with no problems. 'trffic.

I read your post and that is my response to you.