Patrick Bateman

1. Custard cream 2. Lotus caramelised biscuits 3. Hob nobs 4. Nutty cookies 5. Ginger nuts

Hardly a ball breaking feminist, you're 6'4, 25 stone hairy man. Right? I can't believe anyone thinks any differently!!

I imagine you're right, although that'd mean I have to keep Sky just as I'm debating about dumping it

My hypothesis of "I wager we'd be higher than 7th had Toby played" can't be proven. Maybe we'd have conceded 0 goals against Liverpool, West Brom and Swansea and ended the month with four 0-0 results, but 3 more points? Maybe he could have played right back and Clyne or Yoshida at left back (both have played there) instead of Target, so we may have had slightly better forward play? Or maybe he could have played the DM role against Swansea when we were missing both Wanyama and Morgan? Who knows, it's a just a hypothesis.

Indeed, this is the most arrogant thread in a while.

Had he been playing over the past month, I wager we'd be higher than 7th.

Totally agree, he's had a great game and finally, it's nice to see a ref with some balls making the right calls at Old Trafford. I bet Fergie is up in the stands muttering that it wouldn't have happened under his watch Van Gaal just looks gormless, I can see Fergie's face now looking thunderous.

Oh, why?

What class A substances have you been on today?

Indeed and he's not going to come here anyway, we're not big enough for him with a big enough wallet.

I'm sure the latter three are all still here.

Someone needs to have a word in this guy's ear, let him know that he'll f**k up majestically at another club. No seriously, as I've (and others) have said, amazing, very talented player, technically brilliant; we have been lucky to have him this year, would be amazed if we kept him!

Brilliant player, wish we'd seen more of him!

Jesus, this forum ... I have no words.

Couldn't let this go without a , good work! Sometimes maybe women should be allowed away from the housework to add humour to the internet after all ...

Well, the winner should be extremely grateful that she will not be washing by hand in future!

International women's day? I wonder how the various oppressive regimes generally located around the Middle East and Africa, deal with this day?

There's equality, right there. Bravo Jeff! Or you're under the thumb ...

I don't think you missed anything, it's an appalling piece of television, aimed at 19 year old chavs, it is horrendous. Maybe I'm old already, but I can't stand it, bloody awful. I'm ashamed Jeff even watched it! Did I mention I think it's rubbish?

That's pretty awesome, bet your son was really made up with that!!

Couldn't agree more, would also love to add that I was over the moon that we signed him when we did. Top professional, very decent bloke.

No, because I'm not a 19 year old chav. FFS, Jeff!!

That is hideous, can think of many, many cars I'd rather spend £60k on. But hey ho, if we all had the same taste it'd be boring ... but that is hideous.