Patrick Bateman

He should be playing that role now for them, he's certainly better than Mario Balo-bloody-telli.

I'm convinced Chelsea will win the league at a canter and Man City are pretty special. We're absolutely kidding ourselves that we can finish in the top 5, so forgetting Chelsea and City, if the teams below us lose, we stay 3rd another week, that'll do

Good call. Could you imagine Tadic and Lambert playing together? "You shoot", "No you shoot", "no, here you go, you score" ...

Yeah, I'd say it's not actually his fault, he's doing okay with a pretty rubbish squad to be fair. I'm sure most of those players would have been replaced by now if he was able to purchase!

To be fair, Adel has a point, he's lean as anything. 3 stone less and he'd probably be dead.

LOL! As I said yesterday, Harry will walk before being pushed, it won't be long now. He'll whinge and b*tch about his players this weekend and then do one - where can I get odds on it?

What does that mean?

Play Wanyama, Gardos, Pelle and any other larger players we have, play them at their own game!

Nah, that doesn't happen to Harry, he's 'triffic and he'll walk due to the unreasonable nature of not having 493 players available to him.

What an utter tool, can definitely see him walking before Christmas.

I did groan at that!

Get it fooorrrwaaarrrddd!

The BBC hate Saints, what is their bloody problem?? God, I'm going to complain and don't get me started on Lawrenson.

Think we'll see him in the FA Cup - honestly don't think he'll be fit or match sharp enough to slot back in for our top 4 finish

haha, fair play!

That is awesome - very much a job well done sir!

It's always someone else's fault!

To be fair, it's a win-win for the academics here. We finish top 5 and "hey, our new calculations were right". We finish 10th and "hey, our 55% showed that it was more likely they'd finish outside the top 5" Love utter guff stats like this!

Brand is one of the biggest prats to obtain airtime since Piers Morgan. Utter moron.

The guy is a loon.

This! Can't believe how many people failed to see the bigger picture here.

Agree mate. If they EVER do this stupid "regular round" match abroad, I hope many more vote with their feet. Utterly, utterly ridiculous. Even the term "regular round". WTF? This isn't Gridiron, it's Football, it's a match, a league match, played at your home ground or the away team's ground, not abroad just so they can milk some more money from people who probably don't really care "who wins".

********, sounds like he's gone down that route a LOT. Time to start blocking them in, paying some kid to let tyres down, getting mates to park up in the street before they do etc etc. Sound like a bunch of selfish, self-centered prats.

Not sure. But make sure you make a hilarious video and put it on YouTube!