Patrick Bateman

Maybe, just maybe, a shop manager doesn't know what he's talking about. Shocker. Mongboard gold.

God, I thought you were much older than that!

Will he find another tenant? Tesco aren't building more stores. Morrisons have been getting cold feet and I'm sure I've read that Sainsburys won't either. Can you see Waitrose building at Fratton?? Although having said that, Lidl seem to be expanding. Lidl Fratton Park has a better ring to it ...

Phillips De-durex Makes Messi look sh*te.

You get announcements?? I think I seem to have the silent (lazy) guard every morning - no ticket check, no announcements, nothing.

They've been atrocious this month, really really bad, even more so than normal. To top it all off, there are rail-replacement buses on Sundays to endure for travelling down for football, awesome. I'm so glad I give them £7,330 a year for my season ticket and £1000 on parking. Shocking! If only there was some competition ...

Hah! I can't take that credit, I was enabling people to go on holiday while that was going on

My job is making money ... for a bank

I noticed that utter bellend, what a *****. Kind of want Rickie to score now ... then Chelsea to win on penalties, fancy some penalty action.

Only improved since Rodgers has stopped tinkering so much and had the balls to drop Dejan and Mario. Lallana has been reasonable for them though from what little I've seen.

This might just be me being simple, but I still don't understand what the 'EU' will do about it. Greece: "We're not paying the money back" EU: "We'll repossess your, er, well you can't belong to our club, ner ner ner ner ner" Greece: "LOLZ" It's mental that it's got this far, but I'm bordering on the side of saying good luck to Greece!

Someone has already used your number to buy one? Any linked friends?

Weston-super-Mare.

Weirdly enough, I also put it on yesterday morning, for about 5 minutes. Then realised why I haven't watched it for about 15 years. Awful.

Reaffirming your position as a forum dinlo?

Do you mean the Grand Harbour? (Yes, I'm being pedantic)

But if you discount Chelsea and Man City, we're winning the league, that's amazing!

Bamford? Still young, proven in the level below - another decent player that Chelsea want to waste ... let's face it, we're going to struggle to find a proven goal scorer from top flight football that we could afford and no, Lambert on loan isn't the answer.

Absolutely. Something stinks, properly, really, horrendously stinks and it'll keep stinking for years until after they've (whoever 'they' are) have all done one from this Earth. Unfortunately.

Write a blog about it.

No, not really, he's spot on.

Although I do like this new excuse ... "transition period". Rodgers and Van Gaal have now both used it. If this is Saints "transition period" with our new players, then next season we'll be winning the league, right?

To be fair, they are still 4th. The league table doesn't lie, right? Hence why we're 3rd It is a seriously average league this year and he's got some absolutely world class players who can turn it on and have turned it on, when needed. Yes he is not a Fergie, but they are also still in the CL positions, something which Moyes wasn't going to achieve.

Damn it. haha