Patrick Bateman

Manchester Uniteds. I always look out for their score and I make sure I watch every match on TV. I have a half n half shirt with Southampton and Manchester Uniteds and I got Cantona on the back.

Facebook (and Twitter) are just a pain, really want to delete my accounts, however; I tend to use Facebook for messaging friends rather than texts and it IS good for arranging group meetings and events. So until something else is mainstream that is good for events, then Facebook works. I do also like the car crash viewing and having something to moan about with bad grammar, stupid shared things and ridiculous unfounded statements, complete with a picture to 'prove it'. Generally I used LinkedIn a lot for work as that's a social media platform that is actually helpful. But I've noticed this ridiculous behaviour creeping on there too so I've started removing connections who do this.

I'll wait for The9, but are we (English teams) in danger of losing a place in Europe anytime soon by the constant underperforming of recent years? (I know this isn't the right thread, but I'm just curious)

Well let's see if he lives up to the apology!

You're a comic genius!

1. Start a radio station 2. Invest in the best catering in the football universe 3. Build myself a lift 4. Buy a new painting for the boardroom 5. Erect a statue of myself out the front

All of the above - except 5, wouldn't even give them any attention, insignificant morons.

That's my question, I don't really know where he fits in - will be interesting to see what happens when he's fit!

And I presume we'll be seeing Wanyama/Clasie and not not Wanyama/JWP when Jordie is fit? I can't see where else he'd fit in, at the moment.

To be fair, I don't normally give a toss about the running order on MoTD as the games are picked for what they think people want to see first. However, going straight to another game with commentary did annoy me - again, not that I care what they say, but that's not the point.

2015/16 season ... he becomes the amazing player we all wanted, then f**ks off for nothing in the summer

I have no words.

Never mind Tranmere (although that was hideous), it's the Ronnie Rosenthal night that still f**ks me off.

Substitute Martial with Januzaj from 2 years ago ...

I know, but it's just that some people think that the club deliberately didn't sign the best player they thought. They signed Cedric, who many people on here thought was an exciting signing. The manager and team are obviously less convinced now, but hindsight is wonderful, that doesn't mean they didn't sign the best that they could/thought. I simply asked who else people would have signed and have had no suggestions - I'll make one, Trippier. But funny that he ended up at Spurs early in the window, a player they didn't really need ...

But everyone on this forum is so much better qualified than those in the club ... we keep being told that.

So you're *****ing and moaning without substance. God I hate these forums. You said "We really should expect to have signed proven quality for these positions, especially with the money we've made recently." Suggesting that you think the club did a bad job and you could do better. If you can't do better with a suggestion, then why made such a stupid statement? Do you think the club went "oh we know, let's sign this guy who isn't the best we can get, he'll have a sh*t future and be terrible, we should buy him and ignore someone better"? FFS.

Name an alternative (of 'proven quality') you would have signed? It's not a difficult question.

Name "proven quality" we could have signed to replace Morgan and Clyne? One of the best DMs and the best RB in this league. Who else would you have signed?

Oxford Utd are beating the fishy ones

Can you imagine? Good grief, that is pretty scary.

Exactly, what the f**k is that all about? 'match day 6' ... FFS.

"Racism in Russia is like fashion. It comes from abroad, from different countries," he said. "It was never, ever here before. Ten years ago, some fans may have given a banana to black guys - it was just for fun. Does he really not get the irony with the first line? As for the second line, yes, in 1970s/80s England, many fans also 'gave' bananas to black guys, it was 'hilarious' then too. What an utter bellend.

Now he is a helmet of the biggest variety - how he's even anywhere near the frontline of US politics and potentially running for Presidency is scary. I know, money money money, but still. Mind you, the alternatives aren't that great either ...