Patrick Bateman

Does the Mirror have any better or worse reputation than any other paper?

Bunch of morons - although the old guy did actually speak the most sense.

According to the BBC it was a "disgraceful, disturbing scene" and they'd "bring us more as they heard it". Jesus, we live in a wimpy country.

He's absolutely brilliant - he is the one player we should break the bank for. If we can offload Ramirez and Osvaldo (I presume we're still paying a contribution to their wages?), then he is the one player I'd love us to go all out for. I'd love to keep Bertrand too, but for Toby should be number 1 target. New contracts for Yoshida, Cork, Jay etc., plus another forward player or two and we have a squad. Would like another goalie, but hey, I'm not greedy ...

Coincidentally, probably one of the worst atmospheres I've experienced at SMS - could have heard a pin drop for about 85 minutes of that match.

Couldn't care less who comes up, except that's a lie ... Bournemouth would be good to see in the top flight.

Probably saying bye to him ...

The standard of journalism just gets better and better ... "Southamtpon" Proof read, helmets.

It evens up though - we should have had a penalty when Long was booted up in the air against Everton.

I've got 200 already, can I get a St Marys car park pass for Thursday do you think?

Morgan will more likely than not be with Saints until the summer, then I have no doubts he'll be off regardless of how well we do. Wouldn't be surprised if he ended up abroad though, PSG or somewhere like that.

And f**k me, I've got bamboo going ape at the bottom of my garden, I should start cutting it down, drying it and flogging them as sticks to put a camera on. FFS.

Doesn't Toby play RB for Belgium though!? Or have I made that up?

Jesus wept. Wonder what a colon selfie looks like? They'll find out with those sticks if they keep appearing at a football match, morons.

Yoshida is turning out to be a very good central defender and should be kept on. As an emergency right back, he looks okay, but today he faced one of the very best players in the world and struggled, but that's not a surprise, nor is it a slight on him.

What? A what now?? Is this the Christmas dinlo phenomenon this year?

Good read and good Reed!

No, Cabbage Face - you can tell by the posting style.

A job for Nige?

Oh I don't know, maybe he could listen to a forum member every different match and we'll see who does the best with him?

Well, you were wrong, with outdated info, just admit it!!

Good news to have someone in who obviously has some talent. If he's good, we benefit, if he's a d*ck, we can kick him out, so nothing lost.

What the hell is wrong with you? You're a proper weirdo. Have some respect and rather than posting on here like a complete tool about something irrelevant, just post some best wishes and then go away.

I think that's actually a good shout. Another player Chelsea have bought yet are happy to keep loaning out. Happy to keep taking them ... they've lost out on Cork and Lukaku, hopefully they'll lose out on Bertrand and let's add Bamford to that potential list. Any other players they seemingly don't give a monkeys about??