Patrick Bateman

When was the first shopping receipt from? If it was before the signs are flipped, then bingo.

Let's be honest here, he was hardly an unknown. Koeman already knew of him (and wanted him), plus he was also a transfer target for other teams long before he joined Saints. Having said that, I honestly think this "black box" seems to be more about personality profiling than finding new players. We seem to be looking for a certain type of player who is a team player, will grow/develop further and so on.

Hopefully we'll get him back earlier then, so potentially good news on current form.

Exactly "Saintsweb mongboard" overlaps with bellends. So all Skates are bellends as are a portion of the posters on here.

In a Venn representation of bellend and Skate, the 'Skate circle' sits wholly within the 'bellend circle'.

To be fair, he's not being pedantic, your post was odd - as was the other above. "I would rather we lost than had a reply" You are saying that you want your football team to lose. That's not being pedantic, it's what you said.

Well as we released him in 2009 (which I didn't know), don't think he'll be rushing back!?

That's what I've got on - at least I can see something. Didn't realise we'd released Tyrone Mings as a teenager!?

There is nothing that comes close to running and weight loss. In 2009, I ran 5 times a week, ate a cooked breakfast at work, had a meal at work, had a meal at home and still lost 3 stone in about 4/5 months. I was only running 5-10km each time, but it made a huge difference. I don't have that diet any more as I eat more healthily, but thanks to commuting more (working in London) and not running, that 3 stone is back on.

Giggs surely wins that "award" (if one existed) hands down. Even if just based on playing longevity; add in trophies won and there is no competition.

Surely they could throw up a steel construction behind one of the goals with an extra couple of thousand seats in, pretty quickly? (i.e. from the moment they know about promotion)

Jesus ...

Your best post, ever!

Don't think I can agree with that assessment. Maya has been solid and assured, especially after having more of a run of games.

At least I'm not alone in my anger about today; https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/pitchside-europe/tv-schedule-threatening-magic-of-the-cup-140315938.html

On Saturday I meant - there are no live matches today and then bloody all Premier League ties over the next few days. FFS. I want to watch Blyth Spartans and other such teams

Why can't I find any matches on TV this year??

Aren't there normally a couple of third round FA Cup matches on the BBC on the Saturday? I can't find anything on, pah

Really? Just in recent times ... Pelle vs QPR Osvaldo vs Man City Lallana vs Hull Christ, even Tadanari Lee vs Derby was quite nice to watch.

Kenny was something else - I was young and that might taint my vision, but I do think 1980s Liverpool were better than 1990s Man Utd. Controversial? And Kenny did have to carry others, a very fat Jan Molby and a slightly rubbish Craig Johnstone come to mind.

Is he genuinely related to Gary? He must be cringing and face-palming when he watches his sibling on match of the day.

Tony wherever you may be You hate the scum from pompeee And he'll lead us all wherever we may be In ironing out Their wannabees clap clap clap clap clap

la la la la la la la, la la, la la la la la la la la la, la la, la la la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la Tony Underwood Saints defence machine *clap clap, we hate pompeeeeeee*