Patrick Bateman

Very fair comment.

Agree with this.

I hope they do. It's such a soggy biscuit thing to do, what a wet w*nker.

Is he a drug dealer?

Agree with this - nothing against Liverpool, who were an awesome side in the 80s that I grew up watching. Rodgers was a tit, now he's gone, Liverpool can go back to being like any other football team rather than hoping Rodgers failed with them.

Hah, good point!

What could possibly go wrong with that

Great post, sir!

He was really good when he came on - looked a different player. Not that he's been "rubbish", but you could see more the impact he had on Sat.

He's not wrong - in real time, it looked like Mane threw his arms in the air and went down easily. It was only on replay that you realise he had his foot trodden on - but he still threw his arms in the air a bit theatrically

To be fair, I imagine for Stekelenburg, it's a really good chance to play every match and get himself in the shop window for a good move, following a couple of poor seasons. So it's a win-win, we get a competent goalie, with no commitment (as we have a very good number 1 already) and he gets himself in the shop window for a nice move elsewhere.

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Wasn't overly sure where the 5 minutes came from to be honest?

I do like him, he's a good goalie, but I agree with the bit in bold. (But where is Alpine and what have you done with him?)

A hot cup of bovril can be a painful tool you know!

I know it's extremely unlikely, but I really hope it's Redknapp. I want him to sign Sandro and Rio Ferdinand on £200k/week. Triffic lads, get pros.

Whoever wrote that needs new glasses - the report say's $183m, not $183bn ... !! Also, quite a few mistakes in there such as, "had of marketing".

3 months until they can move in the next transfer window, obviously.

I hope as you came to your conclusion, you had a really satisfying splash.

This.

He's a deluded mentalist, trying to talk himself up and save his job. He's also an utter helmet.

Whereas us singing at 2am that "Southampton boys are in town" in Seattle is perfectly normal behaviour (good days!)

I can't be bothered talking football at work as they're all "new" fans who follow (note the use of the word follow rather than support) Man U, Arsenal, Liverpool and Chelsea. I just can't be bothered speaking to them as they're full of sh*t. The one guy who really knows his football is annoyingly, a Spurs fan.