Patrick Bateman

I was just sick in my mouth.

I sincerely hope so. Hope he doesn't ever get a nasty gash either.

FFS, how has he been treated?? He has a contract, which pays him a substantial wage. The new manager wanted to see him play to see whether he wanted to keep him, he wants to keep him, he's been offered a new contract. It's no different to anyone of us getting a new boss at work who "restructures" to see who he keeps and who he doesn't keep. Jesus.

Which would make sense - it's all bargaining. Cork is at an age where he wants a really good long-term contract to get him to 30 (I'm guessing of course), so obviously this is the sort of contract you want to be bang on in terms of bonuses, pay, longevity. The trouble with football now is that fans know too much. I doubt that 15 years ago, no one would have had a clue and that is why it's all so tedious now.

From 2000, I drove from Bournemouth to Basingstoke every day for 6 years, I expected the roads to be chaotic and generally arriving at each end at random times. The idea of a train service is that you have scheduled trains that leave and arrive at defined times, allowing you to plan your day (and that includes childcare, meetings, connecting buses/tubes) perfectly. More often than not, whole trains are cancelled and it is rightly so that you can claim compensation. The roads are supposed to be well maintained. If you drove through a pothole, damaging an alloy, would you claim? I bet you would, because you expect the roads to be maintained to enable you to get from A to B safely.

Maybe, just maybe, a shop manager doesn't know what he's talking about. Shocker. Mongboard gold.

God, I thought you were much older than that!

Will he find another tenant? Tesco aren't building more stores. Morrisons have been getting cold feet and I'm sure I've read that Sainsburys won't either. Can you see Waitrose building at Fratton?? Although having said that, Lidl seem to be expanding. Lidl Fratton Park has a better ring to it ...

Phillips De-durex Makes Messi look sh*te.

You get announcements?? I think I seem to have the silent (lazy) guard every morning - no ticket check, no announcements, nothing.

They've been atrocious this month, really really bad, even more so than normal. To top it all off, there are rail-replacement buses on Sundays to endure for travelling down for football, awesome. I'm so glad I give them £7,330 a year for my season ticket and £1000 on parking. Shocking! If only there was some competition ...

Hah! I can't take that credit, I was enabling people to go on holiday while that was going on

My job is making money ... for a bank

I noticed that utter bellend, what a *****. Kind of want Rickie to score now ... then Chelsea to win on penalties, fancy some penalty action.

Only improved since Rodgers has stopped tinkering so much and had the balls to drop Dejan and Mario. Lallana has been reasonable for them though from what little I've seen.

This might just be me being simple, but I still don't understand what the 'EU' will do about it. Greece: "We're not paying the money back" EU: "We'll repossess your, er, well you can't belong to our club, ner ner ner ner ner" Greece: "LOLZ" It's mental that it's got this far, but I'm bordering on the side of saying good luck to Greece!

Someone has already used your number to buy one? Any linked friends?

Weston-super-Mare.

Weirdly enough, I also put it on yesterday morning, for about 5 minutes. Then realised why I haven't watched it for about 15 years. Awful.

Reaffirming your position as a forum dinlo?

Do you mean the Grand Harbour? (Yes, I'm being pedantic)

But if you discount Chelsea and Man City, we're winning the league, that's amazing!

Bamford? Still young, proven in the level below - another decent player that Chelsea want to waste ... let's face it, we're going to struggle to find a proven goal scorer from top flight football that we could afford and no, Lambert on loan isn't the answer.

Absolutely. Something stinks, properly, really, horrendously stinks and it'll keep stinking for years until after they've (whoever 'they' are) have all done one from this Earth. Unfortunately.