Patrick Bateman

It was a deal breaker for me the first time round, second time round it wasn't a discussion, she just couldn't wait to have my surname. But I do find it odd, personally, when you have those very few couples who don't share the same name. It's one I tradition that I do like.

He's a good player to have in the squad. I would have said the same about Cork but obviously he wanted to be more a first 11 player, so it's good we've got players around who are happy to be part of a squad with the odd appearance here and there.

Agree. This page has largely been ruined by trolls and you can see why all the good posters have left.

Strong! 10 players with Premier League experience in the starting 11, very nice!

Control the controllables, I still love this Top bloke, I know we're in a different place now, but he'll always remain one of my favourite Saints managers.

Couldn't agree more!

People always forget about Sheffield Wednesday too, that is a big old ground with a lot of bums on seats potential and in my opinion, alongside Leeds as the best possible investment for someone with stacks of cash who wants to make a name in the game. If I had that money, I think it'd be more fun starting at that level ... it's just like playing FM ... right? And no, quite happy with our current owner, structure and way we are, don't want this guy here, thanks.

Nah, just Ess

Really? Christ! I'd be both delighted and amazed if that happened.

I'd go with a Portland Timbers link personally - don't know anything, but just because I prefer them as a team and their green is slightly darker as you say above. Plus their fans actually makes a decent racket and Portland is a brilliant city - one of America's best. So, er, yeah. Get on it Ralph.

Thanks, knew I'd get a well informed answer on this - was just interested. I actually like that away kit, think it looks really good and I like the fact it is different too. Come on you greeeeeens?

You know these templates well, do you think this is genuine?

Oh no way, very sad!! I enjoyed his books; light-hearted and very very engaging.

You are joking? We paid £7m for Jay, who had never played anywhere near the Premier League, let alone scored in it and looked competent in it! We are talking double £m figures for Austin.

No itching if it's done properly!

Tsk, newbie.

I presume you'll not need to sing GYTOFTL then? On a serious note, I honestly don't understand why someone would want to sit/lay/stand naked for so long while people draw them. The drawing part I get, I love drawing and haven't done enough of it for while, but being a model with no clothes on for that length of time? Nah.

I never post on the UI, maybe I should, sounds more entertaining.

What has the UI got to do with posting about top 5s?

What are you top 5 fruits, Louise?

And I met him, circa 1997/8, decent bloke!

Banana Pear Lemon Lime Apple

Rubbish I'd be top half if Toby was playing.