Patrick Bateman

Has that rule changed? I thought you could never enter a box junction as well ... guess I don't know my highway code after all. I'm quite surprised by that. Although if you think about it, it does make sense to prevent the exact scenario that TwoPints said.

He would love Bournemouth currently, they seem to be splashing money around left, right and centre!! He'll have Sandro, Yakabu and Defoe in there quicker than you can say 'triffic'.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/redknapps-phone-autocorrected-impending-relegation-to-knee-operation-2015020495029

This is like a time warp. I remember an old Saintslist gathering circa 1998 and then someone organising similar around 2002/3 from here (or previous version). Next, someone will start to build a bloody seating plan so you can all locate each other in the stadium ...

Wait until he blocks you on Twitter as well, because he's really very cross

WTF is a "messenger bag"?

Nah, it's a cover up

I have form, but not me this time, I'm retired (apart from the occasional trolling session)

Agree - I haven't used one for years. Last two jobs have been by recommendation through the role I had at the company before that, which was a job where they approached me. I get recruiters spamming me for jobs that are not appropriate (they get pointed to my LinkedIn page) and also offering me made up CVs of fictional people to fill roles I don't have. They get blocked. So yes, Crazy Diamond, just use LinkedIn. It really is the best job-seeker tool and also I'd say to pick a company (or companies) you'd like to work for and look directly on their websites.

Let's face it, Barrow had been an annoying little c*ck all game. Ryan was just waiting for his moment and whilst initially I didn't think it was a red, there was a purpose behind that challenge.

Okay, will bookmark this

If you're a 17 year old female, or a simpleton, generally driving a Corsa in an obnoxious colour, you will often be seen with "eyelashes" on your headlights. Behold: https://careyelashes.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/fiat-500-car-eyelashes.jpg?w=960 (Okay it's a Fiat, but it's a sh*t colour, with eyelashes)

Generally, I'm sat in the outside lane, so I haven't had to slam on the brakes because some bellend think they're old bill and they better slow from 74 to 64. FFS! But yes, I know what you mean

I laugh at the numpties who slow down for those vehicles, makes me laugh, a lot.

So who was it who said Ings would definitely be joining Saints after this season? I'm sure someone said it on here.

It's common sense though isn't it, in my opinion anyway. If you're in the inside lane and approach a slip road, if the motorway permits, you move to the middle lane to allow joiners to join, safely. It's pretty much how the motorways work in Europe anyway. Obviously different on a busy motorway but you can still be courteous. For many years, I've just stuck to the outside lane anyway, it's so much less hassle. Occasionally I'll see someone coming who is going quicker and move over when I can, but generally people seem to have slowed down a bit - you don't get many going 90+, the roads are just too busy. But generally in the outside lane, you avoid trucks, old people (who can be bloody dangerous), non-indicators and the moronic drivers (holding mobiles etc.) I've also found that the faster the car you drive, the less likely you are to be tailgated and on the rare occasion you are, it's more fun to leave them for dead (childish, yes yes)

So has anyone actually seen this bloke play? I don't just mean computer game stats either. I've never heard of him, so have absolutely no opinion/idea.

I thought we were supposed to have amazing treatment and preventative measures in place? How come we end up with so many more injuries to key players? (This season and last) Are we over-doing it? Our players always look far fitter than other teams, but that might come with a price!? I'm not an expert, I have no idea, just speculating.

Agreed.

Should just buy the ugly bugger. He'd be a good addition

Who knows, they may have made up? No one really knows, it could just be certain people at the club who don't want Osvaldo there. Some times you have to weight up squad harmony vs getting the job done. I'm fickle, I'll take the silly pirate looking-f*cker back as he's capable of banging a few goals in.

Exactly this! Well played them, although Shelvey and Barrow are both utter c*cks. Tadic wasn't good, very weak again today - not sure why he's not the same player he was, is he being asked to play differently that doesn't suit him? Can't work it out, going from "making Lallana look sh*te" to being a bench warmer. Unless I'm being harsh? We played well enough, but couldn't finish, again. I think with Wanyama and/or Morgan on the pitch, Shelvey wouldn't have scored that goal, but there we are. Slip ups happen to all the top teams, right?

Be quiet Cabbage Face.

Where's he going then? Watch the match and enjoy the present!!

We need to be more clinical, again! This is a match that we could win 4, 5, 6 nil, such is the dominance.