Patrick Bateman

Give it a rest, James. Go to bed and dream about how you're not a fat t**ser that people can't stand watching.

Couldn't agree more. You could also sense that Koeman was getting p*ssed off answering questions about Depay; I think there were three questions. We don't give a monkeys.

I imagine that cup side will have Caulker, Juanmi and Martina starting. Potentially Long and Reed I'd have thought. With a bench of U21s. I hope anyway.

It was like watching someone's Grandad go back to work after some time out and look completely lost.

Gutted for Luke - he was lining himself up to have a very good season based on early performances and also a certainty for Euro 2016. Wouldn't wish it on any player and as one of our best Academy graduates, wish him an extra speedy recovery.

I don't get the obsession with other teams. Toby went to Spurs, oh well, his choice. A lot of internet types are becoming really obsessive now, it's a bit weird.

Then it's a good job you're not in charge of recruitment ... !

100% agree - why shouldn't we be consistent. I see no reason why Erwin can't carry the job on, unless he also wants to be assistant to Ron at the next role.

Must admit, I find England matches very very boring to watch - haven't bothered watching the last two, glad I didn't by the looks of things. Shame really

Would agree with this. If Berahino plays, I'll be stunned. Likewise, coming round to the idea that Lambert, bless him, is no longer a Premier League player. There's an element of being f**ked up by Liverpool/Brendan, but I think we saw him at his peak and it makes me sad to see him play now.

Controversially (for a Saints fan), I think it's quite a good symbol for a port and just high enough to have a decent view. Would have loved them to build something like that in Southampton to welcome the cruise liners in.

Because it's this forum and only this forum knows the truth, silly boy.

I wonder if he has a funny nickname for you, too?

Isn't it obvious? It was his billy big b*llocks, "look at how much I can spend on one player regardless of how they'll fit the system" approach.

http://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/flat-track-bully He's right.

I concede that (about 7th), but I still think he'll keep his job - can I make THAT bet?

Of course he will - they haven't done that badly this window, just messed up a couple of transfers, they still have a team that when on form, will win. Pochettino is good at building cliques with a close knit bunch of players, so although it's fashionable to hate him, I can still see them finishing top 7 and I can see him keeping his job.

I would like us to use some more old school tactics occasionally, like leaving men upfield at corners, booting the ball into row z if not sure etc etc. The amount of times, not just us, but other Prem teams should just hoof the ball into row z, but don't, is getting silly now. We see more and more errors like Lovren's because he didn't just clear it. In my opinion.

Or the ... "I've got a friend who is mates with their chairman, says it's a done deal and they're really chuffed with the fee we're paying" (Obviously not true before anyone doesn't get the obvious sarcasm)

Neymar, obviously.

This. A vile sea of replica yellow.

Or Morgan last season. Was told he couldn't leave that year, but put in a good shift and earned a deserved move to the biggest club in the world. After 7 years of playing for Saints and playing consistently well for Saints, he deserved that. A proper professional.

I said "these bellends", as in all players that do this and then I said "if he is doing this". Grow up and learn to read properly.

This. He's a Kenyan, a greedy Kenyan, he can go get f**ked. These bellends are on £40, 50, 60, 100k a week, A WEEK and they're constantly acting like spoilt children. B*llocks to them. If he is doing this, then refuse the request, let him rot in the U21s for 2 years and ruin his career. I'm all for cutting our noses off to spite our face, just to make a stand for once.

Exactly this - I think I said as much earlier on in the thread when I was annoyed last night. I'll be there, will cheer, shout, encourage, whatever, as usual - if come the end, the players have shown the same lack of dedication AFTER the match that we saw last night, it might be a different story. Although I'm not a booing type anyway, would rather just leave and go back to the pub in silence.