Patrick Bateman

Agreed - I would have him in the squad, no question.

It's utterly ridiculous to ban it and absolutely a nanny-state policy.

Definitely a Harry signing as he's a triffic lad, with a triffic talent and able to teach the squad he's struggling with a thing or two. Triffic player.

Agree with this - I liked the look of Hesketh, but playing him and Mayuka was not going to change the game. It was definitely a "If you want to get into Europe, we need 2 or 3 more players" message. Let's hope they give Koeman the choice over players rather than this black bloody box.

I think Dalek would explode!

Hah, agreed! To be fair a few on the forum did say that he was a typical World Cup wonder ...

I was going to pull out EXACTLY the same quote; "She gets £71 employment and support allowance, a sum that shrinks to £15 a week when you take off bills for gas and electricity (£25), petrol for her mother’s car to drive to appointments and job interviews (£10), mobile phone (£10) and the £11-a-week bedroom tax, which she has had to pay since her youngest moved out of their two-bed council house. " My monthly income is higher, yet I spend £12.50 a month, SIM only, on my 3 year old iPhone 4s - I get unlimited calls, unlimited texts and 2 Gb of data a month. I genuinely don't understand people wasting so much money on mobiles, especially when they're on such a tight budget.

I thought that too, haha, shameful!

Who would you have substituted for Gardos and why? Who would you have substituted for Reed and why? I'm genuinely interested in your footballing masterclass.

ANYONE would be better currently. F**king hell, Hesketh looked more lively with better runs, I'd play him instead. He CAN'T be worse on current form.

Yes and they're all good players. Just that Mane has been terrible for a couple of weeks and was particularly sh*t tonight.

He was good, I've always said he's good as back-up, especially when playing with Fonte who can marshall him.

He was bloody awful to be honest and has been poor for a couple of matches now. He's not "tonight's scapegoat", he just wasn't/isn't good enough at the moment.

Him and Wanyama our best two players for me.

Annoying more than anything. Oh and a bit boring.

To be honest, both teams look fairly average, we look marginally better, could end up being 3-1 I'd say ... I can hope.

He's turning into a horrible, niggly little turd. Perfect Arsenal signing.

Wouldn't pay any attention to it, it's just boring and a waste of time even contemplating what he's supposed to have said. He's dull.

My thoughts exactly!

Same with U21 matches - that horrendous high-pitched noise. Compare with the sound of Fenerbache fans, 100% blokes, proper deep, guttural noise; (I know it's 'staged', but it still sounds good) This one is even better; - that's how you do "we're the Itchen over 'ere"

Where do you stop? I'm offended by many things. I'm offended by Strictly Come Dancing. I'm offended by newsreaders with regional accents mis-pronouncing many words. I'm offended by the miserable f**ks who stare at me in first class because I don't wear a suit. I'm offended by South West Trains, Portsmouth, bad driving, bad breath, bad hair, bad dress sense, ill-behaved children, drunken women talking boll*cks, the postman dropping his elastic bands on my driveway, people who choose to drive French cars, The Sun, The Mirror, ITV, new housing estates, simply many things. But, generally, I let it all ride. People, everyone, need to lighten up a bit. I'm not excusing out and out racism, but all this getting offended too easily (people complained about the Rugby Union advert where everyone hates the English FFS, I thought it was funny. I'm offended they pulled the ad, I don't get a voice) or on behalf of other people is just ridiculous.

I bet it's Sheffield United ...

It's the dickheads you see driving, whilst holding a mobile to their ear, in a car which is clearly fitted with bluetooth or some other system that doesn't mean they need to hold a phone. Morons.

True and agreed! Plus add to that anyone in a Range Rover seems incapable of driving properly.

Absolutely this! It should be the most attacking formation / team we can field. I have a feeling we'll let in a couple, but we may score a few too ... hopefully.