Patrick Bateman

HURRY UP!! JESUS!!!!

http://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2011/oct/18/world-leader-heights-tall I was surprised, must be his body shape or the way he holds himself as he looks like he'd be shorter.

God, it's laughable. Well it would be if it wasn't so sad.

I honestly don't understand the point of this, what am I missing? If I want to listen to a couple of blokes talking about football, I'll go for a few pints and do it. I know I'm a miserable git, but I honestly don't understand it at all.

Some serious over analysis on this forum. Part of me wants to but part of me is entertained by how absolutely stark raving bonkers you all are!

This - he's in the biggest shop window in world football right now! Would love him to sign, but I expect him to end up at Arsenal, Man U, Liverpool next summer - all of whom need a quality centre back and all of whom have more pulling power and financial muscle than us. Hopefully I'll be wrong though.

That was worthy of a - made me smile anyway!!

Christ! http://www1.skysports.com/football/live/match/110811

ooooo Tadanari He's a striker He does martial arts He eats lots of sushi and he f**king hates pompey he throws a great party and he's good at karate

I miss her ...

Take it you never saw Wendy Toms run the line at the Dell then?

You know what, I agree with you, unless he gets an offer from a very big European club of course.

Is that to the tune of Sloop John B?

Pathetic way to cover your arse, "Turdish".

Key hole? On a car? I haven't seen a car with a key hole for ages, let alone used one

"just bored of football." The words of a fan upset at seeing his team lose

They faced Gaston for a whole 19 minutes ...

He is class, silently gets on with it and unusually for someone with his background he's good with a forwards pass ... Ohh Tony Tony, Used to play Rugby but he's normal now.

Did I say it mattered? I just pulled out a part of the article to highlight.

Am I missing something here, I thought "nice goal", but I don't quite get the ridiculous love-in!?

“But Dusan, by himself, decided it was better to take the first step up and maybe he can think about taking another one later. That’s also a good quality – he has good sense.” As we expected then.

Two things; “I was a defender but I was not the best defender. I was a good player to build up and score goals but was not good in defence." Crikey, I thought he was an outstanding, legend of a defender, talk about playing yourself down!! On the "if the money is available" thing, I suspect that is more down to wages than anything else. As a Chelsea player, he's probably on pretty decent wages.

Superstores are nothing more than glorified local distribution centres for home deliveries. Been heading that way a while.

Likewise - we have some excellent pubs round us in the north of Hampshire and Surrey. A great selection of pubs with good ales and a good selection of pubs with great food - all nice to sit in and all hard to get into, especially the more foodie ones.

Me too, happy days, would love to do that trip again!