Patrick Bateman

Exactly that. Dusan Tadic woo oooo Dusan Tadic woo oooo He comes from Serbia He f*cking hates Scousers we hate pompey we hate pompey we hate pompeeeyyyy clap clap, clap clap clap, clap clap clap clap, the saints or something ...

Yes Nicola. So a guy who has been on holiday since the start of May (the World Cup included obviously) and hasn't set foot back in the club since then, is really close to the pulse? It's just bullsh*t to get his move away to a club that can pay him more. A club "lacking ambition" wouldn't have got Koeman (and team) as Manager, be signing Tadic & Pelle (and others) and be demanding £25m for said centre back, who is contracted to the club.

No. We just have a club with a load of up themselves divs as players who listened to some plum telling them Saints could be a Champions League club. Saints without the fanbase of the Manchester clubs, the London clubs, the Liverpool clubs. Saints that have ONCE finished 2nd in the top division. Get rid of them all and let Koeman build a team he wants, with players that are more likely to want to be here a little longer than a year or 2.

Quite frankly, he can f**k right off then, along with anyone else who doesn't want to be here. Utter, utter w*nkers - modern football and modern footballers, tossers.

I get where you're coming from, but I definitely think there is a case for smaller items like the Pebble Smartstick, ear phones and the smaller speakers. Maybe just solid white or solid red with the Saints crest on - something subtle. Although I guess a red 'n white striped Smartstick would sell. Just thinking of the demographic who buy items like that - most likely to be teens, with smartphones, always out/on the move and wanting portable devices?

Yes, it's his birthday today!

... for another 2 or 3 weeks while he has a holiday along with Dejan, Yoshi and Boruc.

That's my one bug bear - I'm not fussed about kits, but I hate black shorts. Navy shorts would be great, failing that, red.

It's 'Alpine Scouser'

It's SO absolutely horrendously vulgar, that I love it! I know, that's pretty weird.

Absolute rubbish! Bye Adam.

Wasn't it "refusal to play" rather than an all out strike though? Very different situations. You'd presume he'd want to train to keep fit/in shape to make himself attractive to other teams, which wouldn't be striking. Also it would belittle what many people have fought years to have the right to do ... mind you, this is the guy who thought his presence would make some poor children have a better life after visiting ... ! Mind you, his "refusal to play", didn't he do that in the last few matches of the season anyway?? Additionally, the guy's a d!ck.

Remember the huge cheer from us travelling fans when he did this at Fulham? http://images.supersport.com/2014/2/Adam-Lallana-140201-Celebrates-R300.jpg What a massive turd.

No they don't - they are guessing as much as we are. "Saints’ players report back for their first day under new boss Ronald Koeman with bad boy Dani Osvaldo expected to be amongst them."

This. It's all so clichéd, it's funny! Club want player, club offer wages, player wants more wages, player knows club has more money, player's agent name drops other (bigger?) teams in a bid to make it look like player is doing club a favour. Yawn.

Wonder if he'll be turning up to report for preseason training today??

What is the point of undisclosed fees? I've never got it.

Spot the fans who have only known/experienced football since Sky Sports and the "Premiership years" ... sigh.

Les Reed (25th April); "“We want to retain the players we’ve got. They are all contracted. They all have existing contracts and we intend for them to honour those contracts. Any enquiries we get will probably be met with a ‘no – not for sale’."

My proudest internet moment! (Sorry Minty)

Agreed!

Wouldn't say no - quality player, but probably still too expensive for us. Can see him turning up at QPR ...

But Clunge disagrees with you, so as that's not 100% of Saints fans agreeing with you, you're wrong.

Why do you come here?

Agreed - that match he was brilliant and we've seen flashes of it since. I do feel that Pochettino perhaps didn't favour him for whatever reason - probably just because Gaston didn't suit his style of play? Is there a Uruguay/Argentina rivalry?? (Clutching at straws with that one) But hopefully we'll see him more next season, I really hope so - will be like having a brand new £12m player