Patrick Bateman

Good for him! Shame it means it's his last season with Saints though ...

Agreed. Not that I care, but they'll win f**k all with him in that role ... They could actually do with Mo..........

Loads of people saying play Taider But has anyone seen him play??

As long as the fanny continues to look loose in defence.

A bit more, yes - although on the basis of what you're saying, I'd give him 45 mins in tomorrow's match?

I hear Liverpool want to offload Lovren. Maybe we should get him ...

@MirrorFootball 9m 3-0 and it's fair to say Brendan Rodgers isn't Lovren this defending http://

He's not match ready, so drop him from matches. Sorry, I don't get that.

Nor the blue shirt he headed to?

He looks properly shaken and stressed. Bloody hilarious.

Please reword to; "FWIW, I think all political parties are out of touch with their voters"

I'd go with that! Morgan's two performances have been well below his usual standard, although that could just be that he's 2 or 3 weeks behind everyone else in terms of match practise as he had no pre-season.

All of this.

Sh*t. Dull, boring. Back in the pub.

God you are dull.

Nah ... "46,000 capacity in the Premier League (similar to the size Cortese has spoken of wanting at the fans dinners)"

Fat bast*rds. In their 29XL Saints shirts. Down to their socks.

Plus ALL the schools can get free tickets then it can sound like an under 18s or women's England match .........

That they are!!

50,000?

28k. Fact.

BeatEN ARGH! I'm sorry - not picking on you specifically, but this really bugs me

It's all about Chelsea this year, they're my new team. Sod the men in black.

I love his name. I AM VLAAAAAAR.

Get the f**k in, well done Pelle! Will be a very good player for us, I like his style (and his hair). Graziano, oooo Graziano, ooooo He comes from Italy He f***ing hat ............ No, don't do it.