Patrick Bateman

"Pressing" is so last season, everyone will be doing it and playing with 3 at the back this year, zzzzzz We're obviously heading back to 4-4-2, Pelle and Long up top, Gardos with a big clearance on him ... you know the rest.

An Eterna, every time - that Garmin thing is atrocious.

Love it - really good short film that, enjoyed watching it. Come on you Saints, get into 'em.

And they'll get there on time thanks to time-keeping pieces by Eterna.

Good - hopefully he'll be able to make the bench at least!

Exactly this! The over reaction on here is hilarious, it's so self-obsessed. I bet this forum is full of people who think that when a couple are sat in the corner, they think they are talking about them. "You're so vain, I bet you think this song's about you" He was loyal to Celtic for years, he's had a shed load of unfair abuse.

I hope so. Either clattered by someone, wound up (and sent off) or just a complete bottler. I think he (Lovren) may actually have a mare and bottle it.

I disagree, don't really care to be honest - it happens all the time. How do we know they're not on the phone to each other? How do we know Pochettino isn't meeting up in hotel rooms with Morgan? We don't, it doesn't matter, they'll go where they want anyway.

Cars, clothes, lifestyle ... all available on credit and there are far too many people spending far too much money that isn't actually theirs, then spend a life time paying it back with more credit and hoping that one day a big bonus/lottery win will pay it all off for them. I really wouldn't worry about others. Enjoy life, pay your bills, live within your means and don't borrow - well, except for a mortgage.

Seems to me that people are suddenly jumping on "3 at the back" as all the usual dull media outlets have been w**king over Van Gaal this week and him playing 3-5-2 like it's some kind of revolutionary miracle ... bored of it already this season zzzzzz

1. Chelsea 2. Man Utd 3. Man City 4. Arsenal 5. Liverpool 6. Everton 7. Tottenham 8-15. Pretty much any of the other teams in the league, in any order, except; Villa, Palace, West Brom, Leicester, Burnley (16-20) Aye?

Being white text on a black background, it hurts my eyes, so I'm not reading it. Please change the colour scheme - even grey text on black would be better.

My money would be on Sherwood. Slightly cheaper option for the board and he would probably go there as it's 'local'!?

Or rather it hands Arsenal, our title rivals an easy 3 points this weekend ...

Looking at our team and the type of additions we have made, I want to see Gardos, Wanyama, Pelle and Long go in hard on Lovren. We've missed some bite in the team over the last few seasons.

Awesome, welcome Shane! Great signing - just the type of striker we needed.

Bless - still, they could have got a "5 star hotel with spa in the West End" on a secret deals for a similar amount!

Obviously really do need new contracts and pay rises then if that's the only place they can afford to stay.

Players signing long-term contracts is the new way for clubs to sell players it seems; "On 14 April 2014, March signed a new four-year deal with the Seagulls.[9]"

Wasn't hard to find this; ""I am all for getting behind the players, but Puncheon is one of the worst players I have seen in a palace shirt for a long while. He wanders about off the ball. No work rate at all, when he seemed to have that at other sides... He gives the ball away more than anyone else and holds the ball for too long. He gets pushed off the ball too easily. Cannot pass it ten yards. I am sick of watching him already, one thing we certainly cannot afford is players that arent willing to roll their sleeves up and work for the side and he is not pulling his weight. On top of this, I stayed behind after the swansea game to get some photos and autographs for my son and niece. He didnt give any fans the time of day and pretty much told one fan to **** off...the fan was simple to put it fairly and it was really not on. I want this **** as far away from our club as possible"" But anyway, wrong thread etc.

Good point. I remember loads of b*tchng and whinging on here when he was sold, but he hardly set the world alight at Palace did he? In fact I think they still don't really like him that much ...

But surely you'd just go on a self-imposed strike until you got your way?

I love the way he strikes a dead ball - that quick, low, accurate crossing/delivery really is lovely to see. Amazing technique. Would like to see more and more what he can do with direct free kicks and now that Rickie has moved on, maybe he'll get to have a go?

I hope your Townsend news is true; I quite like him as a player!