Patrick Bateman

Must admit, I'm not keen. It's kind of irrational, but I occasionally see someone wearing one on the tube and I always find it a bit odd. Just reminds me of Darth Vadar ... Okay, maybe not Darth Vadar, but I do have some irrational negative thoughts about who is wearing it and why, especially when occasionally you get someone who is tall. I do find it highly hypocritical as well; whilst going on holiday in the summer, we stopped at Doha. Apart from being the worst airport in the world, all the blokes were in shorts and t-shirts dragging their women around in the full gear. I think they need some cra-burning feminists and rainbow lace trainer wearers to enlighten them ...

Weakest link? Freak.

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I kept saying that when Brown & Blair were pushing for at least 50% of everyone to go to "University". Why? What is the point when it just means you have more people out of work with degrees and those jobs that require degrees, now look at hiring those with a masters or higher in order to differentiate.

No, he'll be Dave, John or Emma. Call Centre Michael; one tip for you ... don't answer and then disconnect the phone straight away occasionally on people to get your average call time stats down. That has to be the most irritating habit they have.

What's the big deal with it being plastic anyway? The first thing everyone does is bung some cheap crappy cover over it, normally made of plastic ...

Then you were in a tiny minority.

Did you enjoy it? Yes or no.

And, so what? There's no shame in that, Ronaldo has a talent with his feet, he'll do that to many players. Personally I'd have kicked his f**king legs to pieces, but I don't have his skill.

Agree with the analysis on Zaha - he will be a very good player, no question. But on the basis of being able to compare them directly last night, I'd say that Redmond looked the more astute recent purchase of the two. I was also suitably impressed with Berahino!! Shaw was of course, excellent; though not yet ready to replace Cole - Baines is ahead of him in the pecking order, rightly so at the moment based on defensive ability and top flight experience, but it won't be long - he's only 18 for Christ sake!!

That's a really nice, promising set of nippers in that team!!

Cherno Samba? Wasn't he the "wonder kid" (or whatever they were called then) on Championship Manager 2002 or something??

All joking aside; Paulo Ferreira as a back up and for the youngsters to learn from?? Could do worse ...

I still don't get temporary exclusion - it's hardly a punishment, is it? "You've been naughty, go home for a week" ... ?

I went years ago, bought tickets on the day at the stadium and got the train from the central station to the arena with the locals. Was all very easy! But that was over 10 years ago now.

I would laugh if there was one, full of similar helmets. Actually, knowing Man U's global fan base, it'll be full of helmets from the far east ...

Christ on a bike, most of our fans are complete helmets.

Because we don't have 2 subs, or 4. Perhaps that's why we use 3. Christ on a bike.

Have been on 4 Qatar Airways flights in the last two weeks on holiday, 12 hours of flying each way, so I managed to cram in a fair few films ... firstly, their in-flight service p*sses over BA in terms of entertainment, food, comfort and staff helpfulness and attentiveness ... however, Doha airport must be the most boring airport on Earth. I would never like to see that airport again. Anyway ... Olympus Has Fallen ... awesome! Proper, no-nonsense action film, no thinking needed, great fun. Really enjoyable in the old fashioned Die Hard sort of way ... 9/10 Burt Wunderstone ... fun, but a little lame ... wouldn't watch again ... 6/10 After Earth ... Complete cr*p ... badly acted, bad script, bad effects ... bad ... 2/10 Groundhog Day ... I forgot how entertaining this was, a classic ... 7/10 Compliance ... Weird, but the fact it's true is scary ... 6/10

Excellent summary ... (whether the story is true or not!)

What the hell?? It's a great location, it's in the city, short walk from the main station, great pubs on the way, great atmosphere on the walk to/from ... have you been to Reading (to name the obvious one)? Rubbish, stale experiences when not in the centre of town.

The Merson one is hilarious ... "wwwnagagaga, the Southampton one, what's his name?"

"I thank my wife, 3 kids, my family and Southampton Football Club" F**king legend. (and yes, I mean "legend" in the proper sense, the over-used sense)

Agree with this!! Proper fairy tale sh*t!

Utterly stupid. It's why a lot of people don't bother - the forum is now limited to those that have the time to read through 10 page threads, which isn't many people. I want to come on, see a thread about a player, have a look and leave - I don't want to have to read pages and pages of drivel when separate threads would suffice. I liked the thread about "could we have signed these players" etc., I don't see why they were locked and I don't have the time to read back through massive threads. Morons.