Patrick Bateman

Well like most people, I enjoy eating animals and real meat. My first reaction to this was "urgh".

Amen. This sums up the notion perfectly!

hahahahahahahaha

... this coming from Minty, THE voice of reason ... wow 'Matthew Le God', you've sunk to a new low sunshine.

Surprised so many think Cardiff will go down ... ?

It's a valid story - Adkins can ASK, there's nothing to stop him doing that and I'd imagine that's as far as this would go. It's probably equivalent to Saints asking/enquiring about Rooney to be honest - we may be able to afford the transfer, but not the wages and he'd be unwilling you'd presume to "step down".

This is one of those things where I just couldn't give a rat's arse to be honest. They're rubbish now and will probably continue to be rubbish; I probably get one letter every fortnight that's been "lost" and arrives in a plastic bag covered in mud and is torn.

Some people don't like their new place of employment or place of residence and want to go back. It happens, it's not unusual, get over it.

It should do. You're a disgrace.

Christ is, where are you? It's under a mile from my house.

Because like many of the simpleton clowns on Twitter, lots of the cretins on here are utterly sycophantic, thinking that they'll get favour in the way of first hand info. Most of us don't care and I personally don't bother worrying about rumours and possibilities, it's dull; we'll sign who we sign and most of us have a life outside of worrying about potential players or bloody stripes on a nylon sports uniform.

Just to p*ss everyone off who doesn't buy one, I will. I'll give it to a charity shop or store it or something, but I'll have "made my point" [that it's just a football shirt].

Not having seen any of them play, I have no idea. Who has actually seen all 3 play, properly? (I don't include bloody youtube either)

Behave.

Jesus Christ. What a ridiculous thread. Look, some parts of Southampton are disgusting. Some parts of every city are disgusting. But Southampton probably has more than it's fair share of affluent areas - you could include the New Forest too. Stupid thread. Let me guess, you're a typical Twitter wind up merchant?

I wouldn't. But seriously ... I do dispair. Any wind up merchant, bored kid or simpleton can have an account and post crap. There always seems to be another wind up merchant, bored kid, or simpleton that believes it and/or just wants to carry on the rubbish. Social Media is going past the stage or being interesting. It's a sales tool for companies for social marketing and a place for bored housewives and jobless people to hang out.

The Lizard is where I love to head back to in terms of the UK. But I can recommend the South Wales coast - round St Davids and down the Gower Peninsula/Swansea. Also, the Scilly Isles - fantastic! Most other places are too boring or too old school seaside (Blackpool? Skegness?).

Jesus Christ. This is the problem when new things become mainstream and used by everyone, including all the thick and simple. Twitter is now full of simpletons and wind up merchants - don't believe everything you see, in fact, don't believe 99.9% of what you see. I can't believe I actually have to point this out?

No, what a stupid idea. I honestly do not understand why anyone cares what the team wear? So long as the team exists, is playing good football and so on, who cares. They could wear a pink shirt with 'TY" on it for all I care. Okay, maybe not, but you know what I mean. I've only ever bought 2 Saints shirts - the grey FlyBe one a few years back (was good for the gym) and the Sash shirt as it was a proper one-off. I don't get why people want to wear horrible pieces of tight-fitting nylon and why people are so worried about it. Christ, be individual. It. Is. Just. A. Football. Shirt.

If you're going to pick a song, this is always a winner for me - but I think the problem is that our PA just isn't loud enough for this. Or, my 2nd option would still be;

They would have probably lost that anyway. Bellevue being a (rather weird) place, next to Seattle, home of many many large US companies!! If you ever go; http://taphousegrill.com/ and http://www.lotno3.com/ are both good

I ordered some copies online for a laugh - tell you what, they don't half work! Can't remember the site I used now, but they were about £1 a pill. Worth a laugh anyway.

Most of them don't need one!! You know the plane from New York to Vegas, Seattle to Chicago, Chicago to Vegas (etc etc) all take about 4 or 5 hours?? I considered moving to Seattle to work, one of the guys said; "Where can you get to within 2 hours of London" - obvious answers; Paris, Dublin, Copenhagen, Berlin, Budapest, Barcelona etc etc etc. "Where can you get to within 2 hours from Seattle" ... nowhere. Well, Vancover, that's it. So whilst it's an amusing stat, most Americans don't need a passport. Christ, the cost of flights alone would stop them - let alone the fact they have less holiday (mostly) than we do and don't have the time ...

Yes, the video is worrying and very funny. But come on, they've obviously picked their targets and gone to some hideous backwater town where people probably only care about their immediate vicinity, not even the rest of the US (as highlighted by some of their answers about states), let alone the rest of the world. I worked for a massive Seattle based company. Without question, everyone in that company over there was totally clued up, worked hard and were genuinely intelligent people. Same with the guys I work with now who are NYC based, very very clued up people. My boss is American too now. I bet if you interviewed a load of the cretins I see walking round London, or if you went to Hull you'd get similar answers. When I was at Hull Uni, one of the blokes on my course who was from Hull didn't know where f**king Rotherham was!!!! So no, I don't agree that "Americans are stupid", but yes, it's a very amusing video and well put together.

He sounds hilarious - we have to sign him!