Patrick Bateman

Forren looks good ...

Well we didn't sing it very much yesterday and when we do, it's normally at 1000 mph after one slow verse.

Let's ask the Popes.

In the Bedford, people dressed as the KKK, when challenged, said they were Popes. Disgraceful racist supporters, who will no doubt be laughing about their antics and shown on Match of the day bringing shame on our club.

It does ruin the look. For someone who dresses properly, it makes him come over a bit, well, Kingsland stand. Personally I think he should sport a retro Mille Miglia.

You know it'll end up being something lame, my lame suggestion would be Morgan Schneiderlin, Schneiderlin, Morgan Schneiderlin, Schneiderlin etc etc etc. (Marian Pahars / My lord 'chant')

Strachan's book was a good read, also Dave Jones' book. Razor Ruddocks was okay. Le Tiss' book was horrible. It was amusing in places, but extremely poorly written and almost a bit, er, basic!? I really enjoyed Roy Keane's the most, that is a cracking read.

No it doesn't have to be - that's stuff like Starbucks on your phone, but it's not a problem as you can do it while queuing, remotely, on your phone, no cash needed!! The limit on my card for contactless is £12 per transaction. No problem as of yet and if it's more than £12, then a card is fine.

You're all weird. Who on earth carries cash?? I NEVER do now. I pay on my phone in Starbucks, I use my contactless card in places like Pret, I order everything I need online using PayPal, I pay taxis by card, I use an Oyster card on the underground and on buses - I can't actually remember the last time I needed cash? Okay, one exception, nights out. I normally take out a few notes and find they're gone by the next day, so no cash again.

I really don't have time to read many posts on this forum, but I am interested in what's happening with the skates. Is anyone kind enough (please) to provide a concise update of what the latest is and what the informed opinion is? Am sure others that are similarly busy will appreciate too, thanks!

Yep, weeks ago!

"At Portsmouth I had a crap team but we got 20 points from 10 games and stayed up. It isn’t impossible." You've got to love/hate the guy. What a tit.

Never a penalty, but I'm wondering if the rules have changed?? He was running forwards, arms swaying as they do when you run with energy and the ball hit his arm ... I thought it was harsh on Fox and he shouldn't be blamed for that, in my opinion. We will smash QPR.

Bingo - they are a very good team and are for some reason currently in a false position this season. Seriously, a point would have been good for us to get, but we never do well up there and they ARE a good team. First half we looked like we really had two weeks without playing - it showed. But Newcastle are a good side and will/should be top 6 next season again. I'd love to sign Tiote - wouldn't happen, but hey ho.

I would take Tiote if he were available.

Christ!! Guess the distance makes a huge difference then - mine was a grand or thereabouts.

I've got the movers in this time - was impressed with the price and it's SO much easier than doing it all yourself. Got quotes from Pickfords, Whites and a more local firm - ended up going with the more local firm as they actually seemed to have more about them, care more and are, well, local!

Jesus, forgot about that - I actually have the CD in my collection still as well!!

That's totally different, you complete helmet.

Suffer with what? Eating a better quality meat that's lower in fat and higher in protein than they thought they were buying?

I know, I'm just being facetious as usual!

I can tell you there may or may not be some goals in the match.

Does no one think he could actually be waiting to see if we stay up before he commits himself further to the club?? It's obvious really in my opinion.

hah! Not just me then! Incredible midfielder, exactly the kind I attempted to be when I was younger and failed miserably at. So good to have seen his development over the last 5 years!

I said that too, him and Wilshere would be really good together when Gerrard and Lampard hang up their boots.