Patrick Bateman

Only if we pay Cortese to get him in an office and fill his head with Champions League nonsense. Oh and if it doesn't work out, don't worry, you'll be able to leave the club next summer ...

I don't understand. The point. You're attempting to make. Here.

To be fair, the Cruyff turn against Arsenal was hilarious - balls for trying it

Maybe Boruc and Gaston will come up together after a hot date in the Cotswolds. It's all so pointless and annoying - we'll find out who is in the squad tomorrow FFS!

Couldn't give a flying f**k what these people think - it's all opinions anyway, misguided or whatever. It's fairly obvious that there are 4 or 5 very poor teams in the league and around 8 (including us) that could finish anywhere from 8th to 15th

12 points from Liverpool and Spurs would be wonderful.

I also disagree that Pochettino didn't have a "plan b" all the time. It may not have been obvious to us and sometimes he may honestly have run out of ideas and just said "keep going as you are", but one glaring example of a "plan b" was Fulham away last season. Switch of positions and a sub at half time equalled a storming second half - was very visible to see. (As was an unfit Wanyama puffing away like a smoker after 10 minutes of the first half)

I keep forgetting about Ramirez!! For Liverpool, I'd still go Davis over him or JWP though.

Agreed.

He'd be mad

I honestly have no idea what formation we're going to see, but I think the starting 11 (against Liverpool) are going to be; Forster Bertrand Fonte Yoshida Clyne Wanyama Morgan Tadic Davis Long Pelle Possibly some variation of 4-3-3?? F**k knows.

Not convinced by him, bit of a headless chicken in my opinion. Was terrible last season in his fleeting Liverpool appearances and equally awful in other matches I've seen him.

o before a means no f. Isn't that right?

I think he actually wanted Cork, but his board were only offering a derisory £3m (reported) which obviously wouldn't be enough and hence, he's with us and looking very happy in training!

Edit >> That looks nothing like a "thumbs up"!?

Wrong colours

"Pressing" is so last season, everyone will be doing it and playing with 3 at the back this year, zzzzzz We're obviously heading back to 4-4-2, Pelle and Long up top, Gardos with a big clearance on him ... you know the rest.

An Eterna, every time - that Garmin thing is atrocious.

Love it - really good short film that, enjoyed watching it. Come on you Saints, get into 'em.

And they'll get there on time thanks to time-keeping pieces by Eterna.

Good - hopefully he'll be able to make the bench at least!

Exactly this! The over reaction on here is hilarious, it's so self-obsessed. I bet this forum is full of people who think that when a couple are sat in the corner, they think they are talking about them. "You're so vain, I bet you think this song's about you" He was loyal to Celtic for years, he's had a shed load of unfair abuse.

I hope so. Either clattered by someone, wound up (and sent off) or just a complete bottler. I think he (Lovren) may actually have a mare and bottle it.

I disagree, don't really care to be honest - it happens all the time. How do we know they're not on the phone to each other? How do we know Pochettino isn't meeting up in hotel rooms with Morgan? We don't, it doesn't matter, they'll go where they want anyway.