Patrick Bateman

Benzema is following Nadal, he must be getting ready for the US Open, shame, he's a good footballer! https://twitter.com/Benzema/following

Did you look exactly when he supposedly followed them and time it then? What is it with people and Twitter? I swear most people are complete simpletons. 1. So what if a footballer follows other teams. I follow companies I don't work for that are in my sector. 2. Bored people seem to enjoy making sh*t up on Twitter, it's really not difficult to do a cut and paste job on the image I saw in another thread that was made up. Yawn.

No he hasn't? https://twitter.com/SchneiderlinMo4/following

Totally. This forum is ridiculous, whatever happens, happens. We'll have new players and a team to watch next season. All this "worrying" is boring.

Give it a rest you tedious helmet.

Love it; "I am not looking to leave ... but if the club accept a ridiculous offer for me and it's for the good of the club, then I will reluctantly have to move on" Building bridges to leave on good terms, something Lallana didn't master. Just my take on it anyway and I actually have no idea if he's any good or not.

Isn't that Graziano Pelle, in a thread about Tadic? :/

Plus Ramirez, Wanyama, Morgan to still come back, Jay Rod from injury and 2 or 3 more signings, I don't actually think our squad looks too horrendous. Especially if 1 or 2 of the youth have a break through season, i.e. Reed or A.N. Other. Where's Omar Rowe?

Proper one, he's dripping in the stuff.

Why do people even bother reading what that fat, f*cking greasy drip writes, let alone care about it? Who even buys newspapers now anyway? That probably has an audience of 52 and that includes the greasy drip's family and this forum.

How do you feel going back to work after a couple of weeks off?

Not picking on you specifically, but I see more and more people writing 'lol' at the end of short sentences now, almost as if it's punctuation. Did you actually laugh out loud as you typed your own question?

That actually made me laugh out loud that bit!!

And it's all gone quiet over there, it's all gone quiet over there ...

No he hasn't. https://twitter.com/DejanLovren05/with_replies And football fans are fickle, it will be easy for him to come back. Couple of crunching tackles, goal line clearance and clean sheet later and it'll be oooohhh Dejan Lovren, he f**king hates pompey ... etc.

Totally agree with this. Shaw is an incredible talent and will go on to be properly 'world class', I'm sure of that. People are decrying Lallana (I love the way Koeman says his name, by the way), simply because he won't be starting week in week out at Liverpool. He's been a great player for us, has talent, but it was only really last season that he exploded. If he doesn't start week in, week out, can he maintain it? And yes, Pochettino and Spurs is a very different match to him and Saints. Spurs will want instant success and he's inherited a disjointed, dysfunctional team of players compared to the friendly, performing group of players that Adkins left him. It's that simple, DellDays!

Agree with this - look at all the Liverpool "fans" spouting off on Twitter about Dejan/Lallana etc., they are almost exclusively foreign and more often than not seem to be based in Thailand etc. Saints just don't have that worldwide fanbase and the few LFC I've met that actually go to matches are decent, proper football people - none of this modern football rubbish.

God that is appallingly laid out with terrible grammar - can't be bothered to even try to read it as it looks like it has been written by that portsmouth news clown. Horrendous.

To be fair, Villa were terrible all round - Vlaar is probably their stand out player after Benteke!

I actually like that - really good kit!! The sponsor looks better on that too rather than across stripes.

Agree, the over use of this term is really getting my plastic pants in a twist!! Seriously, it's annoying now.

He was one of the players I liked (along with Dailly) in a bloody awful season, saw some atrocious football. Doesn't feel like 5 years ago, feels much longer!!

To be fair, I liked Wayne Thomas - not the most talented footballer, but solid as f**k. Good, solid, hard centre back - someone able to rough it up and with a good foot to pull the ball in to row z or up in the mixer.

OOoooooo Dusan Tadic This'll surely do to start with; How is it though, that grounds in Europe always sound deeper and more masculine?? Prefer that deep guttural sound.

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