Patrick Bateman

Carlsberg definitely tastes FAR better in Copenhagen. I was there a couple of weeks ago for a week, drank gallons of the stuff and different types of (darker) lager by the same brewery. When I got over here, had some in the pub (may have even been the Alex for the Walsall match?), it was more gassy, tasted weaker and was a poor version of what I drank over there!

Prince 2 is sh*t and of no use in any fast-paced environment, i.e. Mobile, eCommerce and most IT functions. It works in public sector where everything is governance driven. You're better off doing this - http://www.apm.org.uk/APMQualifications It's far more useful and well respected - all the Programme Managers I have worked with have all gone through this and are MAPM etc.

As above, can only see Pulis, Holmes and Puncheon going. We only really need a big rock centre back to learn from Jaidi and take over the reins and also, a mean hard central midfield player.

I was out in our garden a couple of months ago starting a "post-winter tidy up" out there and the next day, noticed I'd been bitten on my leg. It didn't go away for about 3 weeks and developed in to a nice "bullseye" pattern (large red bite centre, white circle round that, red itching, raised circle around that), so I went to the Dr. We get a lot of deer and so on in our garden and turns out it was probably a tick bite (deer carry ticks) and I got sent for a Lyme Disease test and put on antibiotics. Luckily it was caught early enough and 2 weeks later it had gone and I now have a scar left. Worth seeing the Dr if it is persistent!

He had annoyingly white teeth ...

Was he a bit porky too?

Brilliant, I can see myself from about 7 seconds in from a different angle, thanks! I was filming as I was running, will try to get it on.

That's it now, we'll lose.

Where abouts in Kettering are you??

Agreed - we should aim as high as possible

The London games, Cardiff, Middlesbrough and of course ... one little city called Portsmouth.

It's stupid and unfunny. Pointlessly rude.

I'm not even going to pretend to throw anything together that uses a lot of words. You are a forum troll and a bloody irritating tw*tty one at that. At least Deppo is funny.

Am I alone in not wanting to rush up to the Premier League and watching us get beaten week in week out by teams full of foreign mercenaries? Championship would be good for a couple of seasons!

Have met a fair few older ones, they don't "hate" Saints, but always chirp on about the "offside goal in 1976" ...

Sad news, a real character! He shouted at me for driving too fast in to the car park in about 1998

What is your actual dissertation title though? "Hooliganism in the UK" is a very broad brush, are you going to be more specific than that, i.e. "Football hooliganism and it's impact on the average football in the early 1970s vs 2010, on the South Coast"? You need to be specific. You'll probably get all the information you need from: http://www.casspennant.com/book-aggro.shtml http://www.casspennant.com/book-icf.shtml They are actually interesting books to read anyway, quite amusing - but they cover from the 60s to the 80s. Plagiarise away. What are you studying?

B*llocks, I think us ex-Hardley lot would have something to say about that!

Wow, forgot just how bad the start to our season was!! Makes it look incredible now that we're second, well done Nigel and team!!

I honestly think he will be a Saints' legend ... if we can keep him!!

Agree with that - Jaidi was a rock, I don't recall him missing a header, some were extremely crucial near the goal - the guy is so calm, just wish he was a bit younger really. I thought Aaron Martin did really well too when he came on, his height was crucial too. Dickson was brilliant, lovely cross for the goal! Just love this team at the moment, the spirit seems incredible.

Hadn't been to Orient before, didn't realise we would have the whole of one side, support was awesome. Just got in, bit f**ked, brilliant day. LOved the little flats in the corners of the ground and the fact the kids in the one at the top to the left of us were joining in with teh Saints songs by the end, nice one! Thought we did well to weather a storm in the 2nd half, it was mostly them and we were being pushed to fend them off, if anything, our second was against the run of play, but it was a huge goal! We won without Lallana, we won under pressure and not playing brilliantly (Hammond was pretty terrible in all honesty) and that result really should inspire the boys to get up a league.

I thought "Tool". It's amusing that people still think they are a medium or a large and make their tubbyness more obvious. Because people are deluded about their size and kids buy them?

If the last 2 weeks are anything to go by, expect to get to Waterloo 3 hours later than planned and don't expect a train home again. SWT are more disgusting than ever with their slow speeds in reacting to "situations".

Seriously?? One of the best drivers this country has ever produced and never rated highly enough. His handling of a car is awesome to watch - love his review of the 350z when it came out (it's on youtube somewhere) ... which is the one reason I went out and bought one I'm ashamed to admit!! With Top Gear now failing slightly, I think they should use him more to do some trials/speed tests/decent (but fun) reviews and get rid of Hammond.